Kaiko's wedding toast

Last two night,

it was the date of 22-2-2014,

it was my kaiko Dr Wilson's and his wife Dr Quay's wedding ceremony,

I had a lot of fun together with his family; particularly Jubie (William's wife), Vivian and their silly cousins.

I enjoyed a lot while helped out make up at Kaima's house, 

my 'enjoyed' refers to made them excited after make-up.

Somehow,

I feel like I have eccentricity that when I make someone laugh then I'll be very happy,

such as complete others desire or non-stop telling jokes to keep on their laughters, 

or tickled my ex-boyfriend to made him keep laughing because I loved to see others laugh.

Or else,

every night I'll speak hokkien voice message kaima and made her laughed like hell through the phone,

such as imitating my grandma said

'Ah Ching, tan che lang zui zui nang zhao lai zhao ki ah....'

But to be frankly speaking,

when I tried to associate between what my grandma said and how I behaved during last night wedding dinner,

I really think that it's time to seriously consider what she usually said and stop assuming her advice as joke.

I suddenly think of perhaps I was running too much yesterday,

Vivian disturbed me and said

'Eh dont simply run ah, later you see Pn Lye I dont know ah....'

while Daddy said

'Dont keep on run here run there, quickly sit down and eat, you never eat at all.'

while mummy is the only one who allowed me to go anywhere,


*She'll nodded her head and allow me to go away when daddy never notice, means nodded her head without letting daddy knew she agreed.

because she knew my attend-dinner-style,

if she keep on restrict me to go anywhere,

I'll definitely keep nag and kick

'Very boring.... can go back already or not??'

And I suddenly recalled one sentence that hk used to described me during the dinner,

he said

'If your mum insist you to sit down and eat, then the longest you stay there will be 30 minutes, the fastest is first dish served on the table then you want to go back already.... if your mum nodded her head and allow you to go everywhere, then only can tahan until maximum 9pm let me come and fetch you after I close my shop, but normally the first dish served on table then you want to go back already....'

I answered him

'Ya la... all not recognized ones... my father's friend's kid wedding, very boring....'

He said

'Ya la... last time your cousin Jeffrey's wedding only you can tahan until the ceremony end... if not recognize ones, first dish then want to go back already.... when you go other people house open house lagi jialat, eat full already then want to go back already....'

Thereby,

when I tried to reflect back all these bits and pieces conversation,

I really think that I used to running too much during a dinner,

daddy and mummy had used too my pattern during a dinner,

so they usually ignored and continued eat their things.

The most funny is when the wedding ceremony ended,

when I get back to my seat, I saw my plate was full of dishes which put by daddy,

got sushi, roasted pork slices, fish, stewed soup and desserts soup,

and I only drank the desserts soup,

datuk ng teng yau even laughed and said

'Hahahaha.... your father gave you so a lot, you only drank this sweet soup ah?'

Sometimes,

I really think that my impulsive behavior during a dinner seemed ridiculous to the guests.

When Vivian told me the face changing performance is held on stage right now,

I straight ran from the end of the ballroom to the front of the stage.

When I was running in a straight line,

I could heard people were laughing at me and stared at my exaggerated behavior,

now, finally I'd understand the joke that Emily told me how people laughed at her too,

she said during pre chinese new year night,

she's struggling for the preparation of her final exam in MMU library,

at that moment,

when she heard the new year firecrackers,

she straight ran down the stair very quickly from the 3rd floor and rushed towards the firecracker,

she said while she's running, the whole library students were staring at her and giggling altogether,

 some students asked their friends to look by pointing at her while some other students hitting the table and giggled.

She said after the firecrackers,

when she walking up the staircase and going to continue her study,

every ground students get to recognized her, when she passed by,

everyone used body language implied their peers to look at her and she even heard someone whispered 

'Eh eh eh come already come already....'

Emily asked me 

'Clar, do you think like that is funny? Why the whole library laughed at me like I very weird like that?'

I said

'Dont know, I think not funny at all.'

She asked

'Then why three grounds students also laughed at me when I running down the staircase when firecrackers happened?'

I said

'Maybe they think firecracker is not important so when they see your big reaction, they'll think funny.'

She said

'Anah anah! When firecrackers popping, no one run out, they continue studying, only me.'

When I think back this Emily's situation,

I think I am sort of this similar joke to the wedding dinner guests,

when I running from the end of the ballroom to the front of the stage,

I heard everyone were laughing at me and could feel that they were starring at me.

But when daddy and mummy saw I ran through their seat,

they just continued eat and watched the performance,

maybe they have been used to seeing I ran that way during a dinner.
After the face changing performance,
the MC picked up the pearl accessory which fallen out from the face changing man,
he threw this pearl to the guests and claimed that it's a sign of bless and luck for those who caught it,




who knew I really caught it since it just so lucky to dropped on my palm,
the most funny is when I slightly stand up and caught it,
daddy said
'No need lah......'

Despite daddy just spoke lightly,
Datuk Eng Teng Yao and Datuk Goh and their wife even heard and laughed daddy said like that.



Funny!
Lastly before we went back from the wedding dinner,
mummy asked daddy helped kaima and me take a family photo with them,



who knows daddy's pattern always very slow motion,
just take a photo only; he even wanted to snap the best shot,
two photos only consumed up his 1 minute, because he's too serious in everything,
thereby this end up he's blocking hundreds guests exit way,
everyone stuck at there and wait daddy take picture.
funny!




Another one funny thing,

Vivian's cousin even asked me

'How come you wear so high heels and run wont fall down ones? Still can run until so fast ones?'

I laughed and answered her

'Because this heel considered my lowest high heels, I still got other heels are taller than this. And I inserted this crystal heel base on my high heel, when put on already very stable ones... that is why I can run so stable...'

(look at the crystal heel base in picture below)



* Horse leg need horseshoe! LOL 

She even got amazed from such thing when she saw,

vivian's cousin opened her eyes very big and said

'Huaaaa!!! I first time seen this kind of thing, where you bought it?'

I said

'Australia.'

She said

'How much you bought?'

I said

'$30 aussie dollar. Means RM90...'

She even get frightened and said

'Har! Just to run stable only, you bought this for RM90?'

I laughed and said

'Abuden? You want to pay RM90 or fall down in front of thousands guests?'

She even laughed and said

'Hahahaha! I willing to fall down....'

Besides,

I am curious about another negligible thing,

I think that Pn Lye is really weird,

she just came to the dinner to submitted the dinner Ang Pao,

after that,

she talked to the guests for a moment; before the ceremony began she went back already.

I saw her at the moment when she came to the dinner at 6:50pm ,

at that time I even quickly ran away from her and sat alone at the corner to avoid let her seen me,

because I scared she going to mention about add math and harm me walk back to past,

at that time, 

she (in blue) standing nearby the staircase and talked to the guests till 7:30p.m,

I planned to sat over the corner till she walked away from that area,

but the thing is she talked for too long, 

LOL! Everyone keep asking me why I sat over there for so long?

For the people who knew the stories about us,

 I just straight away told them that I daren't pass by there because Pn Lye was there,

then they will understand and stop asking me to move.

For the people who don't know the reason,

I just told them that I'm very hot and finding place which isn't crowd to cool off myself.

The bridegroom Wilson even implied me from far and asked me to come,

and I just used my palm to pat my heart to implied him that I scared of Pn Lye,

funny! 

He even showed me that he understand by making his mouth into O-shape while nodded his head.

After daddy and mummy reached,

I saw Pn lye has gone from that area and don't know her whereabouts,

when I walking to my seat in front, table 8,

many GBS teachers hailed me from both sides of the red carpet;


*Alex and How Wan Seng keep on said Tan Chin Giap is my boyfriend and asked me take picture with him


*I feel like Pn Lye betrayed me by telling Low Bee Seng about her braids I described last time, because low bee seng looked kinda shy when she saw me. I've knew Pn Lye still would harm me even she said she wont :(


*I knew all of them except the green shirt teacher; she claimed herself as new member. LOL! And Annie still remembered me and she's happy that I still remembered her.



* Unchanged Quek Mui Hong and Chua Soh Chin


*This is How Wan Seng, I made everyone laughed by disturbed How Wan Seng, when I want to take picture of him, he smiled but the foods inside his mouth haven't swallow down, then I said in mandarin : Man man lai... bu yao jing zhang... zui ba tun xian... Funny! Alex and Tan Chin Giap and Chua Soh Chin and Quek Mui Hong can't stop laughing loudly.


*After swallowed

When I am talking to a teacher; the next table teacher hailed me,

when I walked to the next table to greet the teacher who hailed me, another next table teachers hailed me again,




(Just added pn fang in facebook; she's Susan Fang)

felt like I've met all GBS teachers for that two rows tables but didn't see Pn Lye at all.

So,

I guessed when she saw my parents at the staircase she quickly went back home.

When I sat at the corner from far,

I saw the scene where daddy mummy saw Pn Lye (just reached in front of her),

but appeared to turned around and left; never greet and never talk to her,

I saw daddy and mummy saw her face,

but they turned away and seemed like looking around my whereabouts,

this made me doubted that there is hidden secret between Pn Lye and them so only they avoid to let me seen they talk to Pn Lye,

they just trying to avoid suspicious from me.

In addition,

I remembered Pn Lye got mentioned before that daddy told her not to beat me,

asked me come in and pour a tea for me.

Daddy didn't told me about that but Pn Lye told me,

so I think there must be a hidden secret between them only daddy avoid greet her :(

Regarding this hidden secret,

I'd voice message to Kaima and asked her whether there is secret between Pn Lye and my father or not.

She didn't replies me;

and today I just knew from Vivian that Kaima's phone had lost.

Vivian, Jubie and me had high tea together at Starbucks cafe,

Vivian asked me

'Yesterday what time you voice message my mum?'

I said

'Before sleep, around 1am.'

She said

'Oh, her phone afternoon 1pm already lost.....'

I said

'Patutlah... normally everyday I voice message her, she sure will replied ones.... the latest also she'll replies on the next morning.... this morning when I woke up, I wondered how come she never reply...'

she asked

'What you voice message her?'

I said

'I asked her whether my father and pn lye got pakat something behind me or not... means got something they dont want let me know, because yesterday I clearly saw my father saw Pn lye then he turned away and dont care, after that I saw my mum also saw, also turned right and dont care, I think they scared let me know they got secret, so they avoid interaction in the sight of me.'

Vivian said

'No la, I think your parents dont look means angry her, dont have secret.'

I asked

'Why they want to suddenly angry Pn Lye?'

Vivian said

'Not suddenly, I think is angry her all the way.... Hahahaha!'

When vivian said like that,

She and Jubie non stop laughing out loud.

I asked

'Why my parents want to angry her all the way?  My parents never see her also....'

She said

'Of course lah! she beaten you until like that, own daughter leh... sure very angry ones... if is your daughter, you will angry or not?'

I said

'I still dont have child, I dont know.... I cannot imagine....'

Jubie said

'Ya la. ... still young lah... next time you become mother you can feel ones...'

I asked her

'Oh ya! When you get married already dont have baby ones?'

She said

'I plan to, but I have to follow my family tradition, they go and asked already.... they said I can't born baby on snake year, so I have to wait till next two years....'

I said

'Ehhhh wait wait wait.... why just now when Vivian and me talked about Pn Lye you laughed? You knew Pn Lye?'

She said

'Knew lah....'

I asked

'How you knew her?'

She said

'You forgot d ah? Last time she beat you until hospitalize, your father and you met me in hospital, you are so impatience to wait for the medicine, then I helped you collect your medicine and sent to your house in the midnight, I am doctor sure I knew what medicine you received.... then I asked Datin what happened to you lo.... asked her who beat you and showed her the medicine.... Then she said she guessed is Pn Lye again....'

I said

'Actually my wounds not painful at all, but I do nothing also my hand and legs very tired, my hand keep on want to put down on surface like that... my wounds got that type sour pains....'

She said

'Ya I knew, that type of pain is internal injured.... she beaten you very hard ah?'

I said

'I dont know, I never see how hard she beat me, because I keep on crying, and when I crying my eyes squinted....'

When I said like that,

both of them even non stop laughing!

I don't know what so funny when answered like that.

She asked

'Then you never tell her you are painful?'

I said

'I dont dare to tell her, because last time in school, if the more I tell her painful, the more she beat ones, so I just keep crying only....'

She said

'How to say the more you said painful the more she beat you?'

I said

'For example if I shout at her said painful, she will said you dare to shout you dare to shout, or said dont care... and continue beat.... last time she beat me in canteen, I hide behind TV, then she caned my leg many times and I dont dare to say painful, then I cried in canteen, then when I went to add math tuition, I removed the pinafore and only wore white blouse and black tights inside, the teacher saw my leg red red three marks....'

She said

'Aiyoooo kesian you hahahaha!'

I said

'Datin got told you about the stories between Pn Lye and me?'

She said

'Got lah... sometimes when they said I got heard a bit...'

I said

'You knew which one is Pn Lye? I mean you got saw her real face before?'

She said

'Got lah... because last time my wedding performance she arranged the students ones.... so during rehearsal in the school hall, I got seen her before.... hair very short ones right? I asked Datin before why her hair cut until so short? She said because she is discipline teacher....'

I laughed and said

'Hahaha! I thought I am the one who asked this question, who knows there is other people asked the same thing.... so luckily I am not the only one.... Datin really ones... I asked her like that she go and tell out Pn Lye in front of me, made me damn embarrass, thats the first time my whole cheek straight turned red, and my cheeks got the feeling suddenly numbed away.... and dont dare look at her....'

Jubie laughed and said

'Hahahaha ya ya ya... I knew the feeling you trying to say, means very embarrass lah when she said that way in front of you....'

I said

'Ya la... if she say behind me I still not that embarrass..... my friend Emily asked me ones only I go and ask Datin... because I curious mah, I asked Datin her hair so short like that wont dont have feminine taste meh? I asked her why her husband never ask her keep hair longer?'

Jubie laughed and said

'Hahahaha then what Datin answered you?'

I said

'She said because her hair type is very thick ones, so when grow longer will become thick thick and disheveled like bao za tou like that... she said her hairstyle not that kind of material like mine, smooth and straight ones... hers is that kind kakak's hair...'

Jubie said

'Oh I see... no wonder lah.... I wonder why her hair always that pattern, look like wont grow ones....'

I laughed and said

'Ehhh... I ask behind her consider very good already know? My friend Emily told me last time form 1, the first time she saw her, she go and ask Pn Lye why her hair short short like that ones? Hahaha!'

When I said like that,

Vivian and Jubie can't stop laughing. LOL!

Jubie said

'OMG!  Seriously? Your friend Emily is that kind of people very straight forward ones is it??'

I said

'yes yes yes! How you know? She said she went fortune telling also the fortune teller said her very powerful weakness is straight forward, easily hurt people.... few days ago, when my mum driving, got one bicycle blocked my mum's way, she straight said: Aunty! Dont Pitttt him, if not he will get frightened and fall down.....'

Jubie said

'OMG!!!! Hahahaha! Serious ah?? Then what is your mum reaction?'

I said

'My mum just keep quiet only.....'

Jubie laughed and said

'Hahahaha! Got so straight forward until so exaggerating meh?'

I said

'Got lah... she told me last time during sukma, when Pn Lye called her name Emily, she straight get frightened until her bottle rolled on floor..... then she said one of the time when she saw Pn Lye suddenly very good, took tissue out and gave her friend, asked her friend wipe tears.... she said she get frightened until her eyes opened very big and wont blink....'

Jubie laughed and said

'OMG!!! Really got such person? I think her person should be that kind of person very cartoon style.... likes to joke....'

I said

'She doesnt knows how to jokes ones, but her seriousness always make people laugh... she said she since born got that type of funny face ones... she said one of her friend even said she is since born a drollery, once people saw her face means want to laugh out already....'

She said

'I knew already, that type of people who are impulsive and clumsy type ones... so they are naturally funny....'

I said

'Sort of like that lah... but her person extremely good ones.... just too straight forward only....'

Naughty Vivian even suddenly imitated my pattern and told Jubie said
'Yesterday when Pn Lye came, she keep on sat at the corner... and like that like that....'
(She imitated my pattern; one hand put at the chin and looking around. Funny!)
Jubie laughed and said
'Hahaha ya ya! Yesterday I saw she like that also.... I just stand at the staircase there only, beside Wilson....'
I said
'Got meh? Where were you? I never see you also....'
Vivian even disturbed me and told Jubie seriously
'No no no she cant see anyone, she only can saw her Ong Lai only....'

When she said 'Ong Lai',
all of us laughed very loud and non stop hitting the table.
I can't stop laughing and said
'Hahahaha Ong Lai.....'
Vivian said
'Ya la.... her pineapple head mah.... you dont know pineapple in hokkien call ong lai meh?'
I said
'I knew lah... thats why I laughed.... because when you said she only can saw her Ong Lai only, then I straight think of her hairstyle look like the pineapple leaf only I laughed....'

Jubie asked
'You understand Hokkien ah??'
I said
'I understand Hokkien... and I knew ong lai is pineapple... because when I was young, I remembered last time my grandma scolded me not to play her pineapple, she used the pineapple to pray ones.... she said : Ah Ching, mai yi wa yer ong lai.... wa ai pai seng ah..... lu mai sio sio hahahaha! Then I knew Ong Lai is pineapple....'



When I said like that,
both of them non stop laughing! Hahahaha!



To be honest,
I feel like I really want to stick with this family forever because of their characteristics,
I seriously liked this sampat gang; when we sit down and had a cup of coffee together,
we really never stop laughing for one second.
Dr Jubie is the one who is most sampat, follow by Vivian and Wilson, the least sampat is William,
but he still consider quite sampat who always made me laughed like hell :D

Well,

back to the point of last two night wedding ceremony,

I sincerely wish them have a happy journey in their long-run relationship,

a wedding ceremony is the celebration of love, trust, forever companionship, tolerance and tenacity.

I hope the wedding march music will be remind them in eternity that they are born to in love;

hope both of them bear in mind that marriage is a three ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.