Sociology class
Yesterday,
it was a really happy schooling day.
You know why?
Because we have a fun class.
Sometimes, a teacher is really important,
because they entertain the whole class and ensure all the students don't feel the boredom.
Especially the student like me,
I will be fainted if sitting still for the entire lesson like Tan Swee Yun !
My sociology lecturer - Dr. Brian Sandela,
he owning eight advanced certificates which is 5 Bachelor degrees, 2 Masters and 1 PhD degree.
Honestly,
he is the strictest lecturer among the 4 subjects lecturer.
Majority of us disliked him,
but I felt like I have the strongest interest towards his teaching subject just because he is the only lecturer who likes to joke around,
he likes to creates jokes and made every students laugh till burst into tears!
You will never lost distraction in his class due to the continuous joke within every 5 minutes.
The crazy student like me, I really love to attend his class, because I really like to laugh!
Through the teaching observations among all the lecturers,
I realized that he is the only one who planned before he teaches,
he planned class activities which interrelated with the lecture topic,
he did good time arrangement,
he provided frequent and plenty of rest time so that the 'Campus-walker' student like me is able to go out have a teatime ^^
Yesterday's Sociology class,
the topic was about 'Human perceptions',
He gave us four sentences and asked us to combined and shortened it into one sentence.
He gave us 10 minutes to think about it,
and subsequently asked everybody come in front to written it down on the board.
He loves to joke around,
he read out everybody sentences and gave a humorous comment!
The question :
Jimmy has a dog.
The name of the dog is Johnny.
Jimmys is the cousin of Jimmy.
Jimmy just came out from one step of the door and Jimmys live on the next door.
When everybody have written down their own answers on the board.
He start reading our answers on the board,
he purposely set out the question which the three names look alike -'Johnny', 'Jimmy', and 'Jimmys' to make people confused.
When he reads out loudly the answer we wrote on the board,
whole class even non stop laughing!
Because it was too funny the way he blurt out our answers,
he read the board and said
'Johnny has a dog and the dog called Jimmy, Jimmys is the cousin and they live next to each other? Now who is the dog? Johnny or Jimmy?'
HAHAHA!
When he said like that all of us laughed out loud!
Because the student wrote wrongly due to the similar names!
When he read until mine,
he said
'Jimmy owned a dog and its name is Johnny, Johnny and Jimmys are neighbor? Who said both of them live on the next door means neighbor? Doesn't make sense!'
HAHAHA!
When he said like that,
whole class laughed !
When he said like that,
I was doubting my common sense!
I was thinking
'Both of them live on the next door still not consider neighbor?'
Besides,
he has a very pessimistic thinking and high standard requirement,
after he read finished all the answers on the board.
Conclusively,
no one correct ! All he said not true!
Funny!
All 30 answers on the board also wrong!
All also he has the reasons to disqualified !
HAHAHA!
After that, the next session was even funnier,
all of us also laughing non stop!
Regarding the topic of 'Human perception',
he written down a list of career and asked us to classified it into whether upper class, middle class, lower class or under class.
He wrote on the board :
Professor
Lawyer
Civil Engineer
High school teacher
University lecturer
Market garderner
Factory worker
10 people manager
100 people manager
"Dole"
Lady Gaga
University student
Then he asked
'Okay! Who said professor classified as upper class raise up the hand?'
At that time,
everybody raised up the hand !
then he just wrote down professor as the upper class classification.
He asked
'Okay! Now who think lawyer classified as upper class raise up the hand?'
70% raised up the hand.
He asked
'Who think lawyer is middle class raised up the hand?'
30% raised up the hand.
He said
'Okay! So I just put the lawyer as upper class since the majority vote for upper class.'
Then he said
'Okay now who said Civil Engineer classified as upper class? The one who construct the big block of buildings and avoid the buildings to collapse.'
At that time,
50% raised up for upper class while another 50% raised up for middle class.
So he just put 'Civil Engineer' in the middle of Upper and middle class.
After our 'perception' votes, all the careers were tabulated into a table.
Jokes began started, all of us were laughing like hell when he explained.
He start explained from the upper class category,
he said
'In our perception, we thought lawyer have a lot of money, but in fact, they don't. I have a friend, he is working as a lawyer in Adelaide Crown Department, he worked for 25 years experience, but he just got 68K per year, but how can you look down a factory worker? Do you know they can earn more than a lawyer? They work for half a day for five days working hour, they get 96K per year!'
When he said like that,
the whole class laughed!
Because he said how can you look down factory worker? Funny!
Next,
he said
'How can you look down a high school teacher and put them into middle category? Do you know that they study Bachelor degrees for 4 years? At the end, just get a middle category from you? What the heck?'
The way and the pitch he talked was too funny!
All of us really non stop laughing! HAHA!
Next,
he said
'How can you put a Civil Engineer as Upper-middle class category? So do you mean that a high school teacher just need to put an extra 10% effort and even they don't need to go to upper category but they can straight away become an engineer on tomorrow? Doesn't make sense??'
When he said like that,
whole class laughed even louder!
Because the way he explained was really too funny!
I laughed the loudest all the way! HAHAHA!
Next,
he said
'How can you put a university student as lower category? So do you mean that a University PhD student, once they graduate they become a professor, so are you mean that today they are lower category and tomorrow they are upper category? They can straight skip the middle category and jump from lower category to upper category? What the heck?'
When he said like that,
all of us keep laughing non stop!
HAHAHA! Funny!
This lecturer we really can't stop laughing in a second !
I enjoyed his class very much because he provided lots of jokes for us to laugh!
(I EVEN THE FIRST ONE WHO WAITING OUTSIDE THE CLASS BEFORE THE CLASS START, BECAUSE I AM TOO EXCITED TO LISTEN HIS JOKES! HAHAHA!)
Next,
he said
'How can you put lady gaga as under category? I think she is famous and she influenced many people... you shouldn't put her as under category... we should put her as upper category because she is a well-known people in the world. How can you look down her?'
When he said that,
all of us laughed even louder!
Especially the naughty boys in the class! HAHA!
Certainly,
study in Australia is really a best choice of mine,
because I truly relax and enjoy here, learn to be independent, learn a lot of new things, achieved a better results under a calm environment.
The entire lesson on yesterday we were really really enjoyed because the plenty jokes!
Everyday, after the lesson end,
we would played piano together and shared the music we knew together.
Interestingly,
I knew a lot of friends from other country,
such as Hong Kong, China, Japan, Italy and many more.
I did learned to understand some Cantonese from my Hong Kong friends.
I did learned to speak marvelous Mandarin slang from my China friends.
I did even have a chance to learn Japanese from my Japanese friends.
We laughed together when he read the Japanese translated notes from the sociology lecture notes! HAHA!
I always heard Syi Rui talked Japanese with Brian,
Especially the word 'Yamete'.
Initially,
I do not know what meaning was that!
I go and asked that Japanese friend,
i asked him
'I always heard my friend said Yamete? What meaning is that?'
He said
'Yamete means don't want.'
After I knew that,
I always disturbed Syi Rui,
sometimes when she phoned me to come out,
when I refuse,
I said in the phone
'Yamete! Too busy! Other day!'
Then she laughed and said
'HAHAHA! Yamete! How you know this word?'
I said
'I always heard you told Brian like that lo... then I heard already I go and asked my Japanese friend.... then he laughed and said Yamete means dont want...'
She said
'Then you told your Japanese friend I always kiss Brian there all those?'
I said
'He got ask me why I asked Yamete... then I said I heard my friend always told her boyfriend Yamete. Then she asked me your friend is Japanese ah? I said My friend is Malaysian, then he laughed only lo...'
Well,
today I have a very yummy dinner.
My owner Jess cooked for me :D
Even its dog foods, but still really yummy !
Because I don't know how to cook,
so once a week when she cooks for the dogs,
she will just took from it and gave me a small bowl as dinner,
that's enough for me! Because its really yummy than a pizza :D
Even I everyday eat this as how dogs eat but I still won't bored at all !
Because I love to eat anything which contains mushroom!
She just gave me such a little, but I already full like hell !
Because my intestine just like dog's intestine!
I just eat so little !
She asked me
'Nice or not?'
To be frankly,
I said
'Nice nice nice! Its really yummy! I like to eat mushroom!'
Sometimes,
she would gave me some dog's snack to eat,
such as strawberry biscuits stick,
that's really yummy too!
Sometimes,
I felt that dog is even more materialistic than human,
because when I tasted their foods,
its really super nice and addictive!
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