21st Birthday invitation

Hooray !

This year, finally I gonna turn into 21 in this oncoming November.

I am almost officially get out the label of being a child :)

Although it still early and far away from November,

but I am embracing the excitement and expectancy that no one else could feel. 

21st is the first step of adulthood,

it's time to celebrate thoroughly once in a lifetime.

Once miss it, there is no replacement for that part of celebration forever.
Twenty-one significant of maturity, read this to gain a better philosophical insight :)

Eventually, I am turning into twenty-one, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15. 

Now,

I have began to listed down my 21st Birthday VIP guests.

Just now, during dinner time, 

we had Malaysia cuisine today :)

The total is $63.40 Aussie dollar today!!!

During our delicious meals,

Ada, Jerry and me had chit-chat about my 21st birthday :)

Jerry asked me

'Where are you plan to held at?'

I said

'Hilton Hotel.'

He said

'Waseh! That hotel is the most expensive hotel in the whole Adelaide, once step in few thousands dollar.'

I said

'Yes, who cares? Once in a lifetime!'

He said

'Then you invite how many persons?'

I said

'30'

He laughed and said

'Haha!You invite so many people for what? People 5 stars hotel let you mess like 1 star hotel.'

When he said like that,

Ada keep laughing! LOL !

Ada said

'Yea, if you held it in Hotel, dont invite so many people, because less people significant elegant and more meaningful.'

Jerry said

'Dui ya! You invite so many people is just like everyone also can enter. You must make it grand, select the friends that is much closer as VIP guests.'

Ada asked

'Then will you invite Cornelia?'

When Ada asked that, Jerry keep laughing non stop.

He said

'Hahaha! Cornelia! Your 21st birthday party sure all mess up by her. Hahaha! Later all your balloons she go and break. That time you finish! She that laughter dont let people call 999 and send to mental hospital. People 5 star hotel leh... you dont let her mess like market like that! Talk one sentence and hit table once!! Hahaha!'

I said

'Hahaha!!! I can't stop laughing now! But I got think of all these before, but I dont know what to do, ask her come also not a solution, dont ask her come also not a solution. 5 Star hotel leh.... or you think dont invite her?'

Funny! He spoke in China slang and said

'Eyyyy.... sui ran ren jia guo dong, dan ni ye bu neng discriminate ren jia ba??'

I said

'You think I like that consider discriminate?'

He laughed and said

'Haha! A bit! Because she stays with Carol, if you invite Carol, never invite her, got a little bit obvious.'

I said

'Then you think how ah? My balloons all I specially ordered ones... 20 pieces only for $20 dollar leh.... I think sure once she saw the balloon, then she sure says: Eiii, got balloon leh... I go and nong po, hen hao wan leh.... sure she break it ones...'

Jerry said

'Na Dang ran.... Cornelia she cant control herself, when she laugh, she will hit the table or chair... very loud, will frighten customers there.... plus her talking volume whole world can hear her voice hahaha....'

I said

'Then you think must how leh? I can't never invite her, but once she comes, my 21st birthday not mess up? Some more if she breaks the glass, I have to pay extra some more... she always break glass in restaurant or in KTV ones....'

He said

'Mmmm.... then I think you should arrange with the hotel manager, talk to the hotel manager that you have a special guest, ask him dont simply put the balloon everywhere, maybe can use helium gas to make the balloon flow on the air...'

I said

'Then plates and glass on the table?'

He said

'You go and buy all plastic ones... maybe some birthday plastic plates still got 21st birthday design ones...'

I said

'Wa Kang! One Cornelia so troublesome, I still have to ganti rugi pay extra?'

He laughed and said

'hahahaha! No choice... because you cant never invite her, you cant because people guo dong then discriminate people disability....'

I said

'I never discriminate her, normally go sing K or go eat, I will ask her go along, I where got discriminate her?'

He said

'Yes I know, I understand your situation, after all is 5 stars hotel what... but since is once in a lifetime only, then you just sacrifice more, pay more a little bit, plastic plates and cups only. Dont have how much also...'

I said

'But I think even break it also no need to pay ones right? I think the most also she will break one or two only....'

He said

'Ya I know... but also very awkward what... 5 stars hotel leh... Ping Ping Piang Piang also not good what... very scary ones...'

I said

'Haha! Feel like you very scared of her...'

He said

'Ya! Her that laughter and actions are scarily loud, last semester during marketing class, she also like that in class, even the lecturer in class also she like that you know, she straight laughed very loud and hitting the table, even the marketing lecturer also get frightened.'

I said

'Yes, she very scary ones... because Carol, She and me, three persons stay a room, then got one midnight around 2 am, she was sleeping on bed and I was doing assignment beside, a very suddenly she wake up from bed and said: Wo Yao Qu Nong Jackie. Then she straight wake up like normal then go disturb the sleeping Jackie. She keep saying dont sleep la Jackie dont sleep la jackie... shake him and wake him up you know?'

He said

'Jackie is cat ah?'

I said

'No... Jackie is human, a boy!'

He even laughed and said

'Hahaha! Wa kang! I still thought Jackie is cat, I thought she wake up in the midnight go play with cat! Who knows is human! hahaha!'

I said

'Ya la! That is why I said she is very scary.... in the midnight 2 something suddenly wake up then like that know?'

He said

'Hahaha! Then what was your reaction when she said she wants to disturb Jackie?'

I said

'Me ah?? I just smile smile only then continue do my work lo... still can how?'

He said

'Wa Sai! I think this Cornelia not only got hyperactive, she got severe mental problem.'

I said

'Haha! Most of them also said so, and sometimes when Jackie was taking shower in the toilet, she suddenly switched off the light then keep hitting the door, Bam Bam Bam like that know? Loud until I can't do my assignments at all, even now exam coming, Jackie and Gerald packed their clothes go Mawson Lakes campus study... and stay at their friend house nearby there.... because they said exam coming really cannot never study.'

He said

'Wa seh! They all stay different room also cannot stand her, you stay same room with her still can withstand her noise. Haha! Not bad!'

I said

'And her noise is really unimaginable, even at night I got take pills and sleep also cant wake up by her laughter noise you know?'

He said

'Wa kang! That Cornelia, her laughter is really louder than thunderstorm, you take pills still can waken up by her?'

I said

'Ya la! And my pill is like once you eaten then straight coma till the next morning ones... in the midnight I still can waken up by her voice you know? Unpredictable right? Carol they all also shocked when I walked out the room! They were like Har??!! You eaten medicine edi still can wake up??'

He said

'Too terrible edi.... That Cornelia I dont know what to say her...'

I said

'Ya la! Especially when she playing game, even louder! She cant stop clapping her hands and hitting table and cannot stop laughing for two minutes! And she can no need to sleep, play until next morning ones... she midnight hitting table and laughing, I cant sleep. I must until she sleep only I can sleep.'

He asked

'Then what time she sleep after she played game?'

I said

'The next day morning 7am.'

He said

'I think she got crazy! That time I went to school in the morning, she also told me she overnight in school, then I asked her can overnight in school? Security guard never chase you out? Then she said : Got ah... cannot sleep in school ones... Then I said : Cannot sleep in school, you sleep at where? Then she said: I go computer room play computer from last night until now ah.... I straight speechless...'

I said

'Ya la! She can two days two nights no need sleep ones... she that day go school overnight, never sleep then till the next day already she also played game in the midnight and sleep in the third day morning.'

He shook his head and said

'I think she have to go Jing Shen Bing Yuan.'

When she said like that, I really cant stop laughing.

I said

'Hahahaha!!! Jing Shen Bing Yuan!!!'

He said

'No, I am talking seriously, her this condition never sleep two days two nights consider abnormal edi... No one can like that ones... I one day never sleep already almost fainted, she still can two days two night never sleep and played game till the third day morning. Speechless!'

I said

'Haha! But you say her crazy she is not crazy, she always do assignment at the last minute, then she straight used one midnight time do her assignment until the next morning, never sleep at all. Both her computing assignment all got high distinction! All of us also get frightened lo....'

He said

'Hahaha she that Guo Dong Er ! Say her stupid she is not stupid.'

I said

'And I tell you, last Friday we got trial exam for desktop publishing subject, teacher gave us 2 hours to done the exam, everyone rushed like hell and cannot finish up within two hours, she sit beside me, her hyperactive hand tick tick tok tok, half hour earlier already printed and submitted, then we all thought she simply do ones... who knows, when the result came out, the whole class got pass level only, she is the only one got high distinction, 90 marks you know! And still 30 minutes earlier submit! Ada and me was =.= !'

Jerry even laughed and said

'Hahaha! Then I think she should go study IT, next time can become IT pro, why she comes and study Journalism?? Hahaha!'

I said

'Ya la! But damn noisy lo.... she sit beside me, because she typed keyboard is damn loud and fast. Tick tick tock tock! 30 minutes earlier already submitted and still can get distinction.'

He said

'I think this Cornelia look like Sha Hu Hu de.... people bluff her also she dont know... But I wonder how come her results all high distinction? People who dont know her will thought her Zuo Bi !'

I said

'Hahahaha!!! She never zuo bi ! Actually I got one friend also got hyperactive ones... In Malaysia, government exams from primary school till secondary school, three time government exams all also she got As, never have B before.'

He asked

'Then your that friend got sha hu hu or not?'

I said

'Besides than academic, she is quite sluggish also... like Cornelia like that ones... always break things in KTV or restaurant, movement sluggish, and people say what also she dont know ones... she talked things today, tomorrow she forgot edi... even if you remind her, she said she dont remember also. She is totally like Cornelia like that ones... they can't even remember things even for their short term memory... must use non-language way to ask them do somethings.'

The most funny,

Jerry even spoke in China slang and said

'Wo De Tian Ya! I really never imagine that this world really got this kind of person? Talk things today, tomorrow she forget already? Haha! Na Zhen Hao Pian! Today she borrowed 5 dollar from me, tomorrow I told her 10 dollar, she dont know?'

I said

'Dont know la... that is why last time her classmate told me got a lot people bully her in class, because they know she very rich plus dont remember things tomorrow, then cheated her money by this way... I think those people very bad now...'

He said

'Aiya... in this world, got who holding grudges with money?? Can gain more then gain more lo... plus that your friend, Haha! Like Cornelia Sha Hu Hu De!'

He said

'Then now what she studying now?'

I said

'Studying law.'

He laughed and said

'Hahaha! Then I bet her person sure very noisy like Cornelia ones... cant stop talking for one minute. Should ask Cornelia go study law, so that Cornelia can keep talking non stop without people resisting her.'

I said

'Haha! Yes yes yes! My that friend also keep talking ones... she eat also want to talk, driving also want to talk, study also want to talk, even in library or church quiet place also she wants to talk. And the most funny is the speed she talk can fight with Cornelia, must repeat twice, if not you cant hear what they talk! Too fast!'

He said

'Hahaha! Wo De Tian Ya! 世界上，真的有这种说话说不停的人!'

I said

'Yes! Cornelia I think she really suitable study law, I tell you, we all presentation all memorize like hell, she never memorize at all and talk for 5 minutes never stop, straight get 85% for her media presentation. Plus her voice loud and clear enough! Haha!'

He said

'Haiz... I said that Cornelia, guo dong is not consider her disadvantage bahh? Haha!'

I said

'But she is excessively talking too much, even I sleep one room with her, even in the dream also she wants to talk, damn noisy! Besides than talking, sometimes she snored very loud, then wake up edi also make noise, every morning once she wake up, she will uttered out baby crying voice ones...'

He laughed and said

'Ta Ma De! She how old edi still got wake up crying sounds? Haha! I said that is really abnormal.'

I said

'Haha my friend Fabiola told me, you go and ask her want drink Nen Nen or not if she cry next time!'