Unimportant things messed me
This morning,
I suposed to attend the second day orientation,
but I didn't manage to wake up in the early morning.
The problem still the same, I was miserably sleepless again.
It's so baffling,
I would definitely sleepless if I had any uncertainy in mind.
Last night 2 am, before I get onto my bed.
Once again,
I browsed lcl's facebook before I hop onto bed as it has been two months I didn't 'spot-check' her things :x
A lot of fresh status and wall post are wrote.
I scrolled down one by one and read every single thing till 'previous record'.
When I get to read a status that she wrote she will graduate on next year September.
I wondered so much and the doubt came to me naturally,
I keep counting why so fast she graduate?
LOL ! This is me!
I don't know why even its unimportant to know when she graduate,
but I could because of such tiny thing can't sleep; must think till I know only I can sleep peacefully.
Perhaps,
this is the anxiety disorder that doctor told me?
CANT EVEN LET GO UNIMPORTANT THINGS :(
Just now,
was invited to Syi Rui's house as usual to had an awesome dinner.
(My portion)
Tee Syi Rui asked me
'Eh.... today you never go school meh?'
I said
'No...'
She said
'Why? You not orientation?'
I said
'Because this morning cant get up so never go.'
She said
'Oh... why yesterday cant sleep again?'
I said
'Mmmmm...'
She said
'Why? Think of pl again?'
I said
'No la... is lcl....'
She said
'Zha dao... you got think of lcl ones meh?'
I said
'Seldom, but still will think.'
She said
'Zo Mo?'
I said
'No la... yesterday I saw her facebook wrote she graduate on next year September then I wondered till cant sleep.'
She laughed and said
'Hahahaha! Zha Dao... like that also can make you cant sleep....'
I said
'Anah... I also dont know why sometimes like I keep thinking an exam question, even its already over, but I will keep thinking on bed till I get the answer only I can sleep. Or for example I do an add math question, if I cant solve the problem, I will keep thinking and thinking, keep wonder the answer.'
She said
'Why? She not next year graduate meh? Why you wondered?'
I said
'Mmmm.... because I remembered she 2011 April get into the school mah... then she said she next year 2014 September graduate. 3 years 5 months only? But Degree plus A-level not need 4 years?'
She said
'What school she study?'
I said
'ATC'
She said
'What school is that? She not study MMU meh?'
I said
'Initially she studied MMU then transfered d.'
She said
'Oh.... different school different course length. Depends what school she study.'
I said
'ATC...'
She said
'Never heard about this school before so I dont know. Like my friends study law all go Brickfield... top school in Malaysia. How long her degree?'
I said
'3 years.'
She said
'How you know?'
I said
'I go Google checked.'
She said
'hahaha! Zha Dao! You are like people mother like that... still go Google checked. Hahaha!'
I said
'Ya la... because I keep counting how come 2011 April to next year September she can graduate? 3 years 5 months only?'
She said
'Lai la... I go and take paper and count for you lah.... '
When she holds a pen,
she asked me
'Ok... she study MMU for how many months?'
I said
'10 Months.'
She said
'10 Months is from when to when?'
I said
'From 2010 June to 2011 April.'
She said
'Ok, from 2011 - 2014, 3 years degree lo...'
I said
'But she havent complete her foundation in MMU how she go study degree?'
She said
'She havent finish foundation in MMU meh?'
I said
'Havent lah... 10 months mah... MMU foundation is 12 months.'
She said
'I think not neccessarily ones.... because last time I studied Taylors also... straight get into degree...'
I said
'From form 5 oh?'
She said
'Anah....'
I said
'But how come MMU must study foundation?'
She said
'Alah... MMU laoya ones.... last time when I enroll into Taylors... that person got ask me want foundation or not? If with foundation is 1+3 years, if dont want foundation is 2+2 years, just like what I did now, 2 years diploma plus 2 years degree. I do degree transfer from Taylors to Australia. In Taylors I take diploma, in Australia I took degree. Means I straight take degree after form 5.'
I said
'Ohhh... but I remembered she got took A-level.'
She said
'How you know?'
I said
'She told me before....'
She said
'Oh.... she told you she took A-level for how long?'
I said
'If not mistaken is 1 year.'
She said
'Ah then 4 years lo...'
I said
'But if from 2011 April to 2014 September where got 4 months? Its only 3 years 5 months?'
She said
'Correct lah... you see ah... 2011 - 1 year, 2012 - 2 years, 2013 - 3 years, 2014 - 4 years.'
I said
'Wrong... how can say 2011 own self is 1 year? Because she start from 2011 April mah... so must until 2012 April only consider one full year. Because 2011 April until 2011 December is only 8 months, so she begins her first year on 2011 April and she end her first year on 2012 April mah. So 2011-2012 consider A-level, 2012-2013 consider first year, 2013-2014 second year, 2014-2015 consider third year.'

She said
'Oh ya hor.... Hahaha!'
I said
'You forgot add math arithmetic progression edi ah? Haha first time heard people say 2011 own self is a year.'
She said
'Hahaha paiseh... too long never calculate things d...'
I said
'You think how come ah? I really very hairan...'
She said
'Then I think she never take A level.'
I said
'But I remembered she told me she got...'
She said
'Ah I knew d... maybe her A level shorter than 1 year. Because starting year is shorter ones... you see you study in Australia also. First year only 8 months, the rest years only 1 full year.'
I said
'No... mine 8 months is because they skipped away my summer holiday already. I straight go in after summer holiday.'
She said
'Then when you study in MMU got a lot holidays ones or not?'
I said
'MMU ah?? No oh.... usually break 2 weeks only... you in Taylors leh?'
She said
'Taylors got...'
I said
'Then ATC leh?'
She said
She said
'How I know? hahahaha I dont even heard this school name before.'
I said
'And you see ah... she still got CLP leh.... where got so fast?'
She said
'What CLP?'
I said
'Certificate legal practise. Is a certificate like that must take ones...'
She said
'CLP how many year?'
I said
'CLP one year...'
She said
'Or she not graduate from degree? You confirm or not? Or you see wrongly?'
I said
'No... I really saw... Things wrote like that means like that, I read edi means read edi, how come I will read wrongly?'
She said
'Then maybe she graduate degree without CLP lo...'
I said
'But also impossible ah... 1 year A-level plus 3 years degree also need 4 years.... Without CLP also impossible graduate so fast.'
She said
'You straight ask her la... why you dont straight ask her?'
I said
'She very fierce I dont dare ask her...'
She said
'Then straight ask her friends la... you ask her friends when they graduate then know d....'
I said
'I even ATC this school also never heard before, how I still know her friends some more?'
When I said like that,
Tee Syi Rui even laughed very loud!
She said
'Hahahaha! Ya la! Like you say Taylors... so famous... everybody knows.... then you can relate oh my who who who... which friend which friends study in Taylors...'
I said
'I think her school ATC is very hard to let people memorize the name... you see last time when CNY, I go ask Pn Lim which school she go, Pn Lim also look like very hard to recalled like that... keep saying : That school call what ah?? That school ah.... I remember she told me before... that school ah... 3 alphabets ones... what name d???'
Syi rui said
'Hahahaha! Ya la... I remembered... her eyes keep closing and said that school ah... whats the name d.... then until the end, she said Haiz... xiang bu qi.... hahaha!'
I said
'Tan Jock Eng also... she keep saying that school ah... whats the name d... TAR... eh not TAR... duh... that school ah.... very hard to recalled the name... funny she also like that....'
She said
'Then at the end, how you know she study ATC?'
I said
'Tan Jock Eng told me....'
She said
'You not say Tan Jock Eng dont remember?'
I said
'Ya la... after 1 minute like that only she remembered....'
She said
'Zha Dao... one school name got so hard to remember...'
I said
'The most funny is I asked her what school lcl study? At the end, she ask me balik: I think ATC ah?? Got ATC this school or not?'
She said
'Hahahaha! Zha Dao...'
I said
'Eh... wait... talk back the main thing... you think how come she next year September graduate ah?'
She said
'Bu dong... weird... maybe laoya school short course structure. Like Brickfields.... Geng ones.. that one is UK connection ones... like Taylors with Australia...'
I said
'Eh... ATC also got leh... I saw got degree transfer to UK....'
She said
'How much her overall tuition fees?'
I said
'$68K.'
She said
'How you know?'
I said
' I go Google checked ones...'
When I said like that,
Tee Syi Rui really laughed very loud!
She said
'Hahaha! You ah.... like people mother like that... even people tuition fees also you go and check... sampat~!'
I said
'Anah... that time I keep wondering Pl can afford education fees till how much... then curious go and see lo...'
She said
'Where? Show me...'
I took my phone out,
typed in Google "ATC law course tuition fees".
I showed her the tuition fees list,
I said
'Nah....'
She scrolled down and said
'HAHAHAHA! Really $68K oh.....'
I said
'Anah! I checked before d....'
She said
'Wah.... very cheap hor....'
I said
'$68K cheap meh?'
She said
'Cheap la... from A-level till degree, included CLP some more... 68 divide by 5, each year only around 13K only...'
I said
'Then same with MMU lo... Last time I study engineering in MMU... from foundation till degree, 5 years only also need $62K.... I remembered foundation is 12K.'
She said
HAHAHA! Then ATC is MMU standard lo... You see this ATC ah.... study 5 years for RM68K.... last time I study Taylors 2 years only already RM42K.'
I said
'But you see ah... her ATC one year 13K+, each month 1K+ not expensive meh?'
She said
'Cheap la....'
I said
'Why cheap? 1K plus wor??'
She said
'You see ah... ok now how much is your tuition fees?'
I said
'Mine is 3 years for 60K aussie dollar...'
She said
'Ok... that 60K convert back to RM, times 3.3 is already RM200K.'
I said
'But mine is 3 years wor....'
She said
'Anah... hers 5 years for RM68K, yours 3 years already RM200K. Shorter duration but expensive than hers.'
I said
'Oh ya hor! Why I keep thinking my school fees very cheap ah? Hahaha!'
She said
'Anah! Study overseas sure more expensive ones...'
I said
'Eh... her 68K is got included A-level some more....'
She said
'Anah... yours that RM200K is only degree... plus last time your MMU foundation leh?'
I said
'MMU foundation RM12K.'
She said
'Ah... that small money dont count la.... say yours is RM200K enough...'
I said
'Patut that time they keep saying my school fees very expensive la....'
She said
'Who?'
I said
'Pn lye lo... she said my father told her I study Australia is RM500K. But actually my tuition fees is RM200K, but survive here for 3 years is around RM300K. So add up is RM500 K.'
She said
'Now only you know the fees difference between you and lcl? That is why pl will feel your school fees very expensive.''
I said
'Haha! That time I dont know mah... I think RM500K only why she got so big reaction? Like scolding me why I go Australia study like that.... I keep thinking my school fees very cheap because I think my father bought a car already RM200K+... then I think I survive in Australia, included eat and sleep and tuition fees for 3 years is only RM500K, I think my father less buy one or two cars already can afford me to Australia.'
She said
'Ya la... but dont forget oh... pn lye one proton saga is not RM200K oh... is RM20K hehe... less one zero oh.... Hahaha!'
I said
'But why she dont want buy a better car? Proton saga very hot ones leh... I sit before... last time my driver used proton saga fetched me back before... hot till I tak boleh tahan... the air con very slow to cool.'
She said
'No money ma... expenses must cut down to survive...'
I said
'But you see ah... she works for so many years d... dont tell me RM200K also dont have?'
She said
'RM200K sure got la... but want to spend that RM200K on other place mah... her children study no need money meh?'
I said
'But let say her average one month gaji got RM4000 lah... she worked for 27 years d... got 1.3 millions edi...'
she said
'How u know she worked for 27 years?'
I said
'Because Hung Kiat got one customer said he is 41 years old now, that person study in GBS last time. He said he dont know Pn Lye. 41-13=28 years ago. Means 28 years ago, Pn Lye still not in GBS. Pn Lye now is 55, then 55-28=27 years old. Means she works in GBS for 27 years and less...'
She said
'Hahaha! Walao... you can calculate till like that... smart...'
I joke and said
'Hahaha! I liked to calculate things ones... every thing also I want calculate ones...'
She said
'How u know Pn Lye 55 years?'
I said
'Because you always asked me Pn Lye what horoscope? Ask me when is her birthday only you can tell me her personality... then that time in police station, when the police talked to my father, I saw her record put on table, the first thing I think of her birthday first... then I go and look at her birthday lo... I saw it wrote 31-12-1958.'
She said
'The police never ask you dont look?'
I said
'Haha no... he is talking to my father... and he never talk to me, maybe he think me dont know how to talk, so I think he most probably think me buta huruf so never care what I doing...'
She said
'How u know he think you dont know how to talk?'
I said
'Mmmm.... because he never talk to me, even my name and age all those also he asked my father... when he filling the form, he asked my father: Umur dia? Nama dia apa?... so I think if he thinks I can talk, he already straight ask me instead my father ...'
She said
'Hahaha anah... I think he thinks you cant recognize words ones... so never care you....'
I said
'Haha when I want to know things I always pretend dont know how to read ones... because if I show I know how to read, sure people take away ones... just like last time, I want to read what the doctor wrote me... I asked him what are you writing? Then he said I am writing your condition lo... haha then I want to know I got what illness, I pretend like I cant read because I scared he take away... My eyes mi mi like that... then I said: I dont know what u writing leh.... doctor's handwriting normal people cant understand... haha. Then after I read finish, I said : Haiz... Really dont know what are you writing lah...haha and last time when Tan Sok Yong talked to Datin about me, she asked me you understand Hokien or not? I said no... haha because if I say I understand, then Tan Sok Yong will stop talking about me d.'
She said
'Haha!~ Zha Dao! Then what Tan Sok Yong said about you in Hokkien?'
I said
'She said me: Chi Kuan Ye Lang, hobby Ka lang bu xiang ye zai bo?? hahaha....'
Tee SYi RUi said
'What meaning?'
I said
'She said me this kind of person hobby different than other people ones... like that only...'
She said
'Hahahaha! Zha Dao... like that also you can know....Then what Datin said? Datin sure very show off her knowledge ones lo hahaha....'
I said
'Hahaha how u know? Got a bit lo... Datin said Shi La... Wa zai.... means ya la... I know... then blah blah blah continued talk more....'
She said
'Hahaha Datin person always like that ones... think own self very clever.'
I said
I said
'Got meh? WHy Hung kiat also said the same thing as you? Hung Kiat said when he talked to Datin in phone, Datin is like very show off her knowledge like that haha... Hung Kiat said Datin said oh she this symptom I knew... she like that is never eat medicine... blah blah blah can talk till very long. But I think Datin person is very clever leh... not show off.. because clever person only can knew a lot of things mah... And I think Datin got inherited from her sons edi... because her two sons are doctors... so she knew a lot of medical things...'
She said
'Alahhhhh show off la...'
I said
'Actually I not purposely want to bluffed Tan Sok Yong that I dont know Hokkien ones... because she already said me only she asked me... if I said I understand, like that not make her very embarrass? Need to care about people face mah... then I just said I dont understand lo...'
She said
'Anah also true.... then second thing what you look when you looked at Pn lye's information?'
I said
'Second thing I accidentally saw her phone number changed d... I think eh... why not 016 one? I saw is 013 one?'
She said
'Then you got write down?'
I said
'No... I memorized it, then after I leave the room only I saved it down on phone...'
She said
'The numbers so long, you can remember after you go out meh?'
I said
'Hahaha! Can la... I can memorized numbers very well... last time when I still in GBS, I can memorized 5 teachers phone number at once, then when I go out the office only I saved it down on my phone. haha!'
She said
'5 teachers phone numbers? 10 digits times 5? Hahaha siao one you...'
I said
'Anah! I memang siao ones... last time my mum sent me to meditation class... then the teacher wrote 100 numbers on board. He gave us 10 mintues time to memorize those numbers, let us whole class compete see who can memorize the most numbers? I got number 1. Haha!'
She said
'You can memorized how many?'
I said
'I memorized all, 100 numbers. That teacher also terperanjat. Haha!'
She said
'How many people in class?'
I said
'15.'
She said
'How come you can memorized like that ones?'
I said
'Dont know... I liked to memorized numbers or alphabets with no reason... like I knew 12 GBS teachers car plate numbers... I just like to memorized without reasons...'
She said
'Why you remembered? Haha! Very scary err you...'
I said
'Ya la. But there is a benefit can remembered like that... last time during Seni exam... art class student already done the exam, but science class student havent... then I go and get the answers from the art class student and memorize down the answer from 1-50 questions... then a lot people get caught from cheating... they wrote down on pencil box or on palm... but I remembered on mind... Low Bee Seng dont know haha.'
She said
'Wahhhh then not 100 marks? Haha!'
I said
'But dont too obvious la... pretend wrong 3 questions haha. I pretend wrong on number 2, 25 and the last question. Hehehe!'
She said
'Hahaha say you stupid you are not stupid.'
I said
'I only smart in specific things haha. Such as cheating.'
She said
'Hahaha... but then if let say you memorize accordingly from question 1 to 50. Let say if you memorize wrongly for 1 question, the following questions not all wrong?'
I said
'Anah. But dont memorize wrong la...'
She said
'Then Low Bee Seng never look at you when exam?'
I said
'Got la... because that time she caught two persons cheating, then she keep looking the rest still got who cheating some more, then she sekejap sekejap look at me. Because I was like doing really slow, then she suspects I got cheat, because its impossible I one time write finish all answer mah... then she keep looking at me why I never do like that... she dont know I cheat because I never look anywhere. My answers are all in brain but not anywhere that she can seen hahaha.... I one time wrote 10 answers, after 10 minutes like that wrote another 10 answers. Haha! So I memorized in brain already, so she dont know I got cheating.'
Back to the point where we discussed about the course length of Lye Chuin Li,
just a such tiny thing,
we could talked till an hour :D
LOL ! Silly!










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