Good status

LOL!

Just saw Elaine Su Qi wrote this status on her FACEBOOK wall.

After I read this status,

I even can't stop laughing when imagine I use this status when go Pn Lye there!

'Bu Gei Tang, Jiu Dao Dan!'

(Dont give sweet, then disturb!)

Funny! Imagine when I go her house,

keep disturb this and that and not listen to her!

For example,

if she says

'Go and pick down the stone',

then I will extend my hand and say

'You dont give sweet then I dont pick down!'

Haha!

Its true actually!

When you ask someone to do something,

must have certain tipssss!

If you just ask people do things unconditionally,

who choi you? LOL!

Funny!

I wanna try this method next time!

If she says something then I want to ask sweets from her!

Oh ya!

When mention of sweets,

I really never imagine I am so famous of eating sweets in all my friends's impressions!

LOL!

Today,

Jerry asked me

'Eh... I saw you always go high tea with a bunch of people in your facebook.... the high tea ideas come from you?'

I laughed and said

'Yeahhhh! I am the director hahaha! But how you know?'

Surprisingly,

he even said in China slang

'Ni bu jiu xi huan chi tian de...'

LOL! He is just one of my normal friend and I wondered how he knows so obvious?

I asked him

'How you know I like to eat sweet ones?'

Funny! He said

'Your Instagram pictures all chatime chatime, everyday what waffle ice-cream... some more everyday go for chocolate fondue... what Longan drinks for dinner... like that still not obvious you like to eat sweet sweet things?'

I even laughed and said

'Hahaha! My Instagram really got so obvious I like sweets? And my friend keep saying me beware diabetes! and scold me WALAOWEI ! Hahaha!'

Jerry said

'Eh true! Really will like that ones... my room mate really got diabetes ones... 23 years old only...'

I said

'But I really got so obvious? You are the 4th person who said me like to eat sweets...'

The second and third person goes to Chloe and Chin Yean,

LOL! 

Both of them always discussed to each other how many sugar intakes I had taken and compared who saw the most 'exaggerating' moment,

 When I pouring sugar into my coffee at high tea,

Chin yean told Chloe,

'Eh! You see! She one coffee only pour two packs sugar!'

Funny! Chloe told Chin Yean

'Like that for her consider hai hao liao lo... That time, I went Sydney with her, in flight, one small cup coffee, she puts 6 packs sugar!'

Chin Yean told Chloe

'Walao! Siao ah! And that time hor, I went Sweety desserts bar with her, when we ordered coffee sure got few packs of milk foam sugar, she straight opened up the pack and poured into her mouth!'

Chloe laughed and said

'Hahahaha! She shen jing ones... she very likes to eat sweet sweet things ones... as long as got sweet things, she straight pour into her mouth no matter how sweet!'

Chin Yean said

'Patut she said Stanford hotel high tea not nice and keep saying Hilton hotel high tea very nice lah... because Stanford is savoury ones and Hilton is sweet ones! That is why she keep saying Stamford not nice!'

*Stamford high tea 

*Hilton high tea

Chloe said

'Anah! She is sweets maniac ! I tell you, that time I went Sydney with her, she no need eat things ones... one whole day eat desserts can already... and the sweets amount she consumed is really frightened me! She can one day eat 5 desserts meal ! From morning till night ! As long as got sweet things, she dont know she own self full ones! She is uncontrollable state!'

Chin yean said

'She sot sot ones... sometimes she can eat one biji xiu mai, then say full already...'

Chloe said

'Anah! She dont like eat things ones... she only will eat desserts only... as long as got any sweet things, she straight masuk peruk no matter how much is that! She totally uncontrollable ones! And when I go her house, all her refrigerator all snacks and sweet drinks only, she really unlike us eat rice and noodles all those ones... like we will cook something for dinner, but she totally never ones... her meal is one keropok and one pack Chrysanthemum tea! hahaha!'

Chin Yean said

'Now still better a lot already leh... last time lagi siao... last time primary school I same class with her for 5 years, she everyday eat seaweeds and keropok for 5 years!'

*LOL! Both of them could discussed my sugar intakes till 15 minutes! Funny! They were talking too much till I only remembered a part of their conversation.

Then Chloe straight asked me

'Eh! You at home, your mum's rock sugar in the kitchen, you got straight put into mouth or not? Hahaha!'

I said

'Got lah! Sometimes when I hungry I will go eat rock sugar! Because hen hao chi leh... I like the taste...'

Chloe and Chin yean even laughed at me and both said together

'Siao! Hahahaha!'

Sometimes,

I really wondered am I so obvious in others impression that I am a sweets maniac?

Even Hung Kiat,

he even told me

'Last time form 2, I remembered Pn Fang dont allow you eat sweets... whenever she saw you eat, then she straight take away....'

I asked him

'Why?'

He said

'Dont know, she said your father told her ones...'

I said

'Aiya! Bluff ones lah! My father see also never see her before! She own self want to masuk perut my sweets! hahaha! But I really cannot remember... what sweets she took away?'

He said

'Lollipops lo... last time got one period very famous of lollipops, everyone were eating, people just want to eat then only go buy, you straight bought one big pack 60 lollipops and eat everyday! Haha! Siao one!'

I said

'Why? One big pack bi jiao hua mah....'

He even laughed and said

'Hahahaha! Sampat lah you! You said like that I really cannot stop laughing! Bi Jiao Hua! Hahaha!'

I said

'I not remember form 2, but I remember last time when I still in MMU, also very popular of eating lollipops... My chemistry lecturer ask me: Huay Ching! Why I saw you everyday eat this lollipops? Can win something is it? Funny! She asked me like that!'

Hk even laughed and said

'Zha Dao! haha then what you answered?'

I said

'I answered her no lo... then she said why I teach every class, saw a lot people eating this? Then I told her, it just popular only... its a food trend haha! Funny! that lecturer asked me why everyday eating that lollipop can win something is it?'

Hk said

'Anah! Last time form 2 you also eat everyday, you straight bought one big pack 60 lollipops go school and put in your drawer, then when Pn Fang saw your drawer, she took away!'

I said

'Patutlah! Got one time form 4, she keep asking me: Huay Ching! you still want your lollipops or not... I dont understand why she said like that... because I already forgot she took away my lollipops and I dont know at all !'

He said

'Haha! Your person two three days everything cannot remember ones!'

I said

'She suddenly asked me like that in staff room, I dont know why she asked me want back my lollipops or not... I said dont want because I dont know what she is talking about then simply said an answer.'

He said

'Funny! Last time I remembered Pn Fang dont let you eat sweet ones... when she saw she always took away ones... then got one time I saw you eating Strepsils sweet, lemon favor ones.. then I said: Hor! I tell Pn Fang you eat sweet! Then you bluffed me! Funny! You said: Go tell lah! I not feeling well got sore throat lah! I got doctor MC ah! Then you straight took out a paper and said: Nahhhhh!'

I laughed and said

'Hahaha then you got believe?'

He said

'Initially I believed and thought is real lah... because your reaction very fast, straight took out a paper and said: Nahhhhh! Then that paper is folded ones... then I really thought is MC... after that, when you went out the class, I curi curi go your drawer took that paper, opened up and see, haha! Blank white A4 paper!'

I laughed and said

'Hahahaha!  I really got like that? I cant remember at all ! Funny! I got so smart?'

He said

'Anah! Last time form 2, I most remember ones... you bluffed me is MC, when I opened up is blank ones... like Pn Lye lo... last time form 3, Pn Lye also like that, she came into our class and asked who break the door, then her hand took out a piece of paper and said she got name list... Chia Cheng sat at the window there, she said she saw is blank ones... Zha Dao!'

I said

'Maybe this method too traditional already! Who also knows! One piece paper can be anything! One piece paper I kena toto! I folded up you know is real or fake meh?'

He said

'Anah! That time nobody believe her funny... no one go out... then she went away already...'

I said

'Of course lah! If she got the names, then she will straight say: Ok! I pangil nama apa, keluar.... straight say like that edi lo... still say I got the name, come out your own self... sha meh.... thieft where got own self go police station admit until get caught?'

He said

'Last time form 1, I kena her this cunning method! That time I still not very close with her mah... still dont know her person how ones... then got one day, she suddenly get into class earlier after recess, because after recess is her class mah, then when I walked into the class, she straight ask me: Ng Hung Kiat! Masuk Geng apa? Then I thought she knew mah... because suddenly asked me and get into the class earlier and wait... then I go and tell her: Luo Guan...'

I said

'Sha de... why you go tell her?'

He said

'I thought she knew only she suddenly asked... then she straight called my father come and school hahaha! Then after that got people spread Pn Lye always used this pattern ones... they said dont need tell her so much ones lah she dont know ones lah.... then after we knew her pattern like this already we never tell her so much already...'

I said

'Who spread?'

He said

'People who knew her more lah... form 3 ones...'

I said

'why seems like you also got a lot problem with Pn Lye?'

He said

'My problem with her just form 1 only, the rest years no more with her because form 1 she teach me... after form 1, never see her any more....'

I said

'Then when form 1 she teach you, she got talk to you some more about what? She got talked to you how many times? She talked to you in mandarin, bahasa or English ones?'

*LOL! Ask everything in a very detail way!

Hung Kiat said

'She talked to me few times... 3 times asked my father come to school lo... 1 time is orientation perhimpunan I told you edi lo... another 1 time is she asked me masuk what geng ones lo... another 1 time is she asked me why disturb ho soo wong lo... in total she talked to me is 8-10 times like that... she talked to me mix... 3 languages also she talked to me before! Hahaha!'

I said

'Hahaha! Why you disturb Ho Soo Wong?'

He said

'Haha! Dont know! That time see Ho Soo Wong like got problem like that, then just disturb him lo...'

I said

'Then Pn Lye asked you?'

He said

'She asked me in English: Why you disturb Ho Soo Wong?'

I said

'Then what you said?'

He said

'I said: No... I no....'

When he said like that,

I even can't stop laughing!

I said

'Hahahaha! What No I No... damn broken English! Hahaha! Where got people talk like that ones....'

He said

'Aiya! I dont know speak English mah... then she asked me in English I just pakai answered in English only lo... Then how to say normally?'

I said

'No, I never. Not no I no... where got people talk like this ones... Hahaha!'

He said

'How I know? No not mei you meh? Then I just say no I no lo! Haha convert into Chinese means Mei you, Wo Mei you. Funny!'

I said

'Dont know... feel very weird leh no I no... I normally tell her : I never...'

He said

'Haha maybe lo! She also told me add math day you keep telling her: I never... Funny! She told me: Ta yi zhi geng wo jiang I never...'

I said

'Aiya! Back to the point! Then after she said what no Ho Soo Wong told me you disturbed him, then what you said?'

He said

'Then I just straight talk to her in Chinese lo... because very hard communicate mah, I dont know speak English at all, then I just told her how how how I never lo....'

I said

'Then you really got disturbed Ho Soo Wong or no?'

He said

'Got lah! Haha! Told her say never only lah....'

I said

'Why you told her no?'

He said

'Because that time still not very close with her mah... see her face like that and hair short short like very fierce like that, then just say no lo...'

I said

'Then?'

He said

'Then no more already lo... she just said next time dont disturb ho soo wong ah....'

I said

'Eh! You not say she dont like Ho Soo Wong ones meh? Why still ask you dont disturb Ho Soo Wong?'

He said

'Dont know... maybe can scold people, she just scold only lo...'

I said

Then you actually until when only you knew her real person?'

He said

'Until I knew you lo... because last time form 1 she teach me 1 year only, just got contact her in class only, her class also come in awhile then go out only, how I going to know her person? Plus her person teaching in class is totally normal... and also after form 1 never see her in school any more, then never contact with her sure never go and notice her person... until I knew you and you accepted me then you told me about add math lo...'