weird people in the world

by - 5:45 pm



In this world,
there are a lot and a lot of weird people survive in this world.
It's very tough to imagine that there is someone else in the world whose hyperactivity worst than me,
Hung Kiat is a professional photographer,
he told me that he has a model who is more hyperactive and exaggerating than me,
that is why he told me that my condition only consider mild. LOL!





Based on what Hung Kiat said,
He said that person exaggerating till she couldn't stand still for more than 5 seconds when photographers were shooting her,
all the photos produced by her are blurred, 
I asked Hung Kiat
'How exaggerating she is?'
Hung Kiat laughed and answered me
'All photographers ma dao luan, said very hard to shoot her, when people shoot her, she keep jumping and running.'
I said
'Or she just want to pose as running or jumping? So she run and jumped when people shoot her?'
Hk said
'No la... she automatic ones... because we shoot 3-4 hours, she 3-4 hours keep running and keep jumping ones. Never stop ones. Keep moving ones...'
I said
'How to say keep running and jumping?'
He said
'For example, she keep jumping to touch the tree branch like that, and keep moving lah... like keep on pluck flowers and throw into the river... and when people just snapped her one photo only, she cannot wait ones, she straight ran to very far and made all photographers go chased her, and girls run normally run politely ones, her run is run like hari sukan speed that type ones... siao ones... all photographers ma dao luan, say very tired keep chasing her, because she keep run very fast. And the most surprisingly, she climbed on top of the tree! Zha dao! Haha! So all her photos are in motion ones... Now you go my facebook and see lah...'


I said
'She like that how to shoot?'
He said
'Very hard to shoot lah, that is why a lot photographers dont want shoot her already.'
I said
'The most important is pretty or not?'
He said
'Quite pretty lah, but she dont know make up ones, she just simply wear and come. But from her face can see out is pretty type ones....'
I said
'Siao ah? Never make up, simply wear and come!'
He said
'Anah! How we know her? She said she dont know make up.... but when she got make up totally a different person, very pretty... you go and see her facebook lah, Mikiko Yeow.'



I said
'Also from GBS ones? Haha! If she study in GBS also I think will become Pn Lye's target.'
He said
'No... from Stamford ones.... you go see my facebook photos lah, all her photos jumping and running ones... keep jumping touch the tree branch.'
I said
'Weird weird ones... I know that type of action jump and touch the tree branch, but that type of action not only boy will do meh?'
He said
'Anah! How we know her? Weird weird ones...'
I said
'How you know her ones?'
He said
'She is Ivan's model... because got new model to shoot, then I just join lo...'
I said
'I feel like in this world got a lot of people very weird ones... dont u think so?'
He said
'Got lah, I also got meet a lot of people weird weird ones....'
I said
'Like Pn Lye lo... also weird weird ones... the more I knew her, the more I feel she is weird.'
He said
'I think Pn Lye just bian tai only lah, not weird, a lot people also like that ones....'
I said
'But I just see she one person behaving like that only.'
He said
'Got ones, you havent seen before another people behave like that only...'
I said
'Anoh ! Last time my father also told me a lot of people like that ones, but I never see before.'
Hk even laughed and said
'Haha! Maybe must wait another few years, because your life experience still not enough.'
I said
'Maybe lo, you see my father 50+ years old, all type of people also he seen before.'
He said
'Anah! What kind of occupation also got weird people ones... and everyone got own weirdness, you see Ho Soo Wong is another weird person, got problem ones...'
I said
'Ho Soo Wong is real  got problem or silly only? Last time I heard people said he took people's bag rubbed black board and took cane stained the chalk powder and stirred into people's bottle.'
He said
'Anah... he is real got problem ones... he got crazy ones... I remembered last time funny! Pn Lye always disturbed him.'
I said
'Siao ah Pn Lye? Even teacher also she disturbed?'
He said
'Anah! Maybe Pn Lye also knew he got problem, that is why keep on disturbed him.'
I said
'How Pn Lye keep on disturbed him?'
He said
'Like keep on make him scared lo....'
I said
'Zha dao! How she make him scared?'
He said
'Like Ho Soo Wong said her is wolf, then she told Ho soo wong, you want me tell pengetua or not? something like that lah...'
I said
'Siao ah pn lye? Very weird leh pn lye...  If Pn Lye go and tell pengetua, pengetua will only think the person who got problem is pn lye, not ho soo wong, because too childish already, say her wolf also need to complaint? super weird leh....'
He said
'No la... bluffed ones... common sense we knew is bluffed ho soo wong ones... just say only, but not really go complain ones...'
I said
'Then Hoo Soo Wong believed meh?
He said
'Believed lah! Ho Soo Wong face become scared scared like that very funny! Zha dao! Hahahaha!'
I said
'Where she make hoo so wong scared?'
He said
'In class lah, in front of everyone....'
I said
'Then Ho Soo Wong wont very shy meh?'
He said
'Aiya Ho soo wong got problem ones how he knows shy, he just believed and feel very scared only....'
I said
'why whole class will laughed? laughed at Pn lye or ho soo wong?'
He said
'Both lah, Pn Lye said like this also very funny because childish, ho soo wong more funny because he believed and face become very scared.'
I said
'How whole class know he scared?'
He said
'Very obvious lah, for example, one person face become scared sure can see out ones mah... like after pn lye said want to tell pengetua, he diam diam like that and look at pn lye... look like very scared...'
I said
'haha! Funny! Then Pn lye how?'
He said
'Then Pn Lye looked at him with that type of slanting eyes, eyes small small and lips thin thin lo....'
When he said like that,
I laughed non stop! funny!
I laughed and said
'Hahahaha! Why Pn Lye looked at him with eyes small and lips thin thin? Pn Lye dui ho soo hong fang dian ah? hahahaha!'
Hk laughed and said
'Hahaha! No la... I think Pn Lye just make people scared then got that type of pattern already, not really fall in love with ho soo wong lah....
I laughed and said
'haha! Very hard to say hor! Squinty eyes and secret smile look at ho soo wong! Woo hoo! Hahahaha!'
He laughed and said
'Haha no la, I think when she makes people scared then will automatic got this pattern... is a habit... like when she made me scared, she also looked at me like that, eyes small small and lips thin thin....'
I said
'When she made you scared?'
He said
'Last time at her house lo.... she asked me : You want me to tell her separate with you or not? Then I got a bit scared she will really go tell you, then I keep quiet and looked at her, then she also look at me with that type of squinty eyes and thin lips.'
I said
'Or she like you? Hahaha! So she look at you with that type of pattern, walao! She betrayed husband and Luan luan fang dian !'
Hk laughed and said
'Hahaha! No la... I think her face like that is when people scared then she very happy only, not really shocking people lah....'
I said
'Where dont have? When her eyes small small and lips thin thin like that, imagine like the love drama in TV, her eyes and lips electric shocking Zi Zi Zi to the person in front of her !!!! Hahaha! Zi Zi Zi !!!!'

He said
'Hahaha maybe she really fa hiao lo.... but the most funny is she looked at ho soo wong like that... zha dao!'
I said
'Weird weird ones ho soo wong, i not very closed with him so I dont know, I just heard people said he got crazy only, but real crazy or sampat only I dont know lah.'
He said
'Real crazy lah... he gong gong ones, that is why everyone like to disturbed him.'
I said
'But he also very kesian leh.... everyday comes to school let students bullied and aimed by Pn lye some more!'
He said
'Got a bit lah... because he gong gong ones...'
I said
'But he teach math not very clever ones? If he stupid, how he going to teach math?'
He said
'Dont know, maybe he just know math only, other things gong gong ones.... haha! Last time I remembered he quarrelled with Maurice, he took away Maurice's bag and refused to return to Maurice, then Maurice straight locked the class door and refused to let him go out, Maurice told him: If you dont want return my bag, I wont let you go out today.'
I said
'Hahaha! Then Ho Soo Wong scared already?'
He said
'Anah! Funny! After Maurice say like this, he told maurice: You let me beat one time first only I return your bag.'
I said
'Then at last how?'
He said
'At last Maurice just let him lo.... let him beat once then Ho Soo Wong just return his bag.'
I said
'ohhh... is like the meaning Ho Soo Wong refused to rugi like that lah??'
He said
'Something like that lah, means he dont want rugi and obey Maurice lah....'
I said
'Weird weird ones... In my impression, I just knew Ho Soo Wong is a person who see anything also want to touch or say something ones...'
He said
'Anah! He is a kind of people who like to disturb people...'
I said
'Anoh! Whenever he sees me, he sure wants to talk something or disturb ones, like I sit beside the corridor of between form 3 block and bengkel there, when he saw me, he said: Eh! You sit here dont scared wolf come and catch you ah? Then I said wolf? Got wolf in this world meh? Then he said: You dont know pn hau is wolf ah?.....'
He said
'Anah! He always like to disturb people ones...'
I said
'Hahaha! THis type of people is totally pn lye's target...'
He said
'Anah! And dont know other teacher who got problem she will disturb or not? Like chua guan hong haha!'
I said
'Anoh! Very hard to imagine! Hahaha! Got also we dont know...'
He said
'I think mostly got lo... Chua guan hong is even worst than hsw (ho soo wong).'
I said
'But I still think wont lah, because Chua Guan Hong is a kind of people who dont care dont care ones... so I think he got no problem with pl. Ho Soo Wong is different, hsw is because he will disturb ones, so only pl can take advantage of him. I think chua guan hong most probably wont talk to pl, so no problem with her.'
He said
'Maybe lo...'
I said
'Funny! Few days ago, chua guan hong facebook message me happy birthday. Weird weird ones, he asked me where I studying now, I said Australia, he said : I thought Australia is famous of kangaroo, not miao miao.... I think he getting old getting blur! Hahaha!'
He said
'Haha last time he already very blur leh, last time form 2, he taught 2F class science... then they said hahlf class students disappeared already, he dont care ones, continue teach ones... hahaha! Like your teaching style at abacus.... then when he teach you got like that or not? Like people disappeared already he dont know ones?'
I said
'No oh... weird... when he teach everyone got in class.... he teach me physics two years some more....'
He said
'Oh... I think maybe your class is better class so all got in class, last time he taught 2F, half class students gone already, he continued teach ones haha!'
I said
'Haha! last time his teaching style is 2 periods physics (1 hours 20 minutes), 1 hour teaching 20 minutes do own things like that.... then during that 20 minutes free, sometimes those boys will disturb him haha, like keep saying teacher you see teacher you see, pretend fighting like that hahaha! Then when Chua Guan Hong got big reaction, they all keep laughing...'
He said
'Hahaha! How Chua Guan Hong big reaction?'
I said
'Like two boys pretend fighting and said : teacher you see teacher you see, then Chua Guan Hong used short short cane beat that two persons's shoulder and said: liang ge ren da yi bian... then those people laughed lo... always disturbed him... because his pattern very cute.... haha! Funny! Last time he taught my sis class physics also, my sis asked me to observe his ketiak, she said chua guan hong ketiak always all wet ones when he raised up his hand hahaha... then he said his class Kevin, used phone snapped his ketiak wet wet when he raised up his hand hahaha!'
Hk laughed and said
'Hahaha! Zha dao! Then his ketiak really got every time wet wet?'
I said
'Got lah... one big round wet wet at his ketiak... '
He said
'How come he keep raised up his hand? Funny!'
I said
'Because he teach physics need to explain the direction of the forces all those mah... so he used hand to show the forces... and physics got one theory called Newton's theory is we need to use fingers determine force ones... so when he used his fingers showed the current goes down, the force go left, then his armpit is opened hahaha!'



He said
'Hahaha zha dao! I dont know physics, but can imagine out his pattern very funny!'
I said
'And after physics paper distributed, always got a lot people queueing for changing marks hahaha... because he gong gong ones... like you blank for the answer, then he gave you a cross mark, then after he wrote the answer and board and asked us check, then you filled the answer on board into the paper and want marks for him, he dont know ones... he said: Alamak! This one correct I give you wrong!.... Hahaha!'
Hk laughed and said
'Har!... like that not a lot people go and get marks from him?'
I said
'Anah! Compared to others subjects consider quite many already lah hahaha... I think got up to 10 people change answer....'
He said
'Then 10 persons also he dont know all change ones?'
I said
'Dont know lah... we also not very obvious lah, maybe change around 1-2 only... if whole page all change sure obvious lah...'
He saidu
'Weird ! How come he like that can teach physics ones?'
I said
'I realized that a lot people who teach science and math subjects all got problem ones... you see yau kim tan also, teach chemistry ones... Ho Soo Wong teach math ones....'
He laughed and said
'Hahaha! You also! Teach math ones... also weird weird ones...'


I said
'This is called high IQ okay? Not weird !'
I said
'But I heard en ruey said, last time chua guan hong is because ghost entered his body, he said initially normal ones...'
He said
'Har! When?'
I said
'when 20 plus years old, after marriage...'
He said
'Why En Ruey will tell you ones?'
I said
'Because I very closed with him mah, I asked him why his father like that ones... then he told me lo.... but I think very pity leh... one lifetime became like this...'
He said
'How come will let ghost entered ones?'
I said
'Last time he go gunung kota kinabalu, then ghost entered his body, then en ruey said at the earlier stage lagi worst, he said cant talk at all, then after that, he consulted the whole Malaysia god also cant recovered, then at the end, consulted Thailand's God, then only recovered until condition like now, he said even already recovered but still got a bit blur blur like that ones....'
He said
'Anah! Everything also like that ones, just like your hyperactive, even recovered a lot already, but still got left a bit ones...'
I laughed and said
'Hahaha! How a bit?'
He said
'The things you do and the way you behave la... still can see out very fast motion, impulsive, hot temper and talk very fast even you already tried to act gentle hahaha!'







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