High tea at KL Majestic hotel

Finally reached home at 8: 40 pm,

Today is an extremely awesome but tiring day,

went up to KL just for a purpose of high tea with Australia's friends :D

I am sure my dear readers would wonder how I went up? 

Answer : It's easy, just need a driver and a GPS device.

My driver drove and I direct the direction.

Mommy always thought I am the outdated child who doesn't knows road direction and even thought I don't even know how to use GPS at all.

But the fact is I am a person who are both book smart and street smart !

LOL! Even Pn Lye's house also I could found out what to say KL road ??!!

This is my very first time to tried the super classy high tea at KL and been treated like a VIP of the day,

I do observed what is so called a higher class of social stratification of society today,

when I arrived the main entrance of the hotel,

there is somebody opened car door for you; shield your head from being knock at the car roof and bowed as welcome.

When your heel is too high, there is some lending hand service to walk with you to the destination you are ahead.

When you told them that you are awaiting your unreached friends,

security guard would brought you to the lobby lounge for a comfy seat and stand beside you until you told them to leave.

The most exaggerating fact was all these special treatments made guests over there thought I am certain special guest who are in a very high status,

seriously,

it just like an arrival of daughter of prime minister.

One of the random guest there even thought I am the princess from other country,

so I do have a couple of security guards served upon me,

she even took her camera snapped me when I passed by. LOL!

Then she told her daughter beside

'This is dont know which country's princess came... American Chinese or what...'

Honestly,

sometimes I do really wonder which country I came that why I look like philipino or Indonesian?

Today,

three staffs at the hotel do asked me where I came from?

The first one guessed America, the second one guessed England and the third one guessed correctly - 

Australia.

I guessed it might be the influence of my accent instead of my appearance.

Actually,

after I came back from Australia,

I did tried my best to produce the malaysian slang to avoid strange,

because I do think that it's extremely weird to speak Aussie slang in Malaysia.

When we had family dinner outside,

at the moment I ordered foods,

the lady boss claimed that my accent has been changed after I went Australia.

I told daddy I am very embarrass and told him I am adjusting back to Asian's slang.

Daddy even said

'No! You must follow Aussie slang! I already spent few hundred thousands dollar for you to learn their culture, speak their language, now you say you want to talk back Malaysian English.'

I asked

'Malaysia English is wrong ones?'

Daddy said

'Not say wrong, asian has asian accent, but the proper one is actually those Australia, America or UK ones... because they are genuine western people who speak true language of English. Malaysian English is actually came from British, but after British attacked Malaysia, as the generation changed, the accent is slightly changed, that is why Malaysian speak different kind of accent.'

I said

'But I still prefer Australia speak Australian language, Malaysia speak malaysian English. Those malay people, you speak Australia slang they dont understand ones... you must speak slowly only they can heard.'

Daddy said

'Then just speak slowly lo...'

I said

'Dont want... I still prefer broken English in Malaysia, nice and comfortable. Hahaha!'

Daddy said

'Dont want lah... speak Australia slang lah... can speak better than speak better...'

I said

'Because I dont want to forget how to speak Malaysia English, if long time never speak Malaysia english will forget ones. Plus I think I speak Australia slang not nice... I like the accent of broken English.'
Daddy said

'NO lah... broken English not nice ones... daddy like native English more... sounds better.'

I said

'But when I speak Australia's accent not nice ones...'

Daddy said

'where not nice? Super nice errrr... better than your Malaysian english.'

I said

'How you know? You heard before meh?'

Daddy said

'Heard before... last time not went Australia find you ah?? Ah Ching si si su su talked with those amolang... explained to us what they talking and bring us go play... so nice... next time I want go Australia find you some more! Australia is a very nice play to travel actually, their foods all very best compared to America and UK. The best food in the world is actually Europe and Australia... Europe is famous in pork and Australia is famous in seafood....'

I said

'Then UK leh... I havent been to there....'

Daddy said

'UK nothing lah... got london bridge only... their foods all not very nice... if want to go, next year ask Yi wei (brother in law) bring us go...'

I said

'Yi wei know UK route meh?'

Daddy said

'Knew lah... Yi wei last time graduate at UK ones.... he stayed there got 3-4 years....'

I said

'Ok ok ok! When? Next year I got holidays on June only! Next year December I cannot come back because I got summer school.'

Daddy said

'June also can lah! That time asked Hung Kiat come along... we one family go there run super nice.... dont follow travel agency ones....'

I said

'Then go UK travel roughly need how much ones? I tell Hung Kiat about how much he needs to bring?'

Daddy said

'Roughly RM 15K lah... RM 4K plus is for air ticket... another RM 5K is for hotel... and ask him change RM 5K enough already....'

I said

'RM 5K enough use meh? One week leh....'

Daddy said

'Abis you want how much? Enough lah... roughly $925 pounds like that.... one day got $100 plus pounds to use... enough lah... eat only....'

When mommy saw I reached home safely,

she asked me

'How's about high tea today? A lot people not?'

I said

'Ok ok only, not really many people.'

She said

'Got people serve you when you reached?'

I said

'Got lah... they thought I am what country princess some more... when driver stopped at the entrance, got security guards wear uniform ones... came and opened my car door and even used his hand block my head to avoid my head knock the car roof....'

Mommy laughed and said

'Hahaha and then....'

I said

'Then got one lady staff walked out and want to hold me walk to inside lobby and sit down... when I sit down already still got their hotel bodyguard stand beside me, wait until my friends all came edi only they left....'

Mommy laughed and said

'Got so exaggerating meh?'

I said

'Anah! They saw got driver mah... thought I am what big princess.... my friends said I wear till too high class edi hahaha.... I told them I always wear like that ones... used to already...... wear like that for me is normal only...'

Mommy said

'Ya la... normal only... wont until too exaggerating lah.... then got people asked you where you come from or not?'

I said

'Got lah... I told them I came from melaka but stay at Australia... now come back for holidays.... they asked me I am what nation... I said malaysian chinese....'

Mummy said

'Who asked you?'

I said

'People who served me lo... one indian boy and one chinese boy and another other country waitress....'

Mummy said

'They never ask you where you come from?'

I said

'Got... I said I came from melaka... then she asked me drive alone? Then I said no my driver fetch me... then she asked played at KL for few day is it? Then I said no la... just fetch me come high tea only then go back melaka already... she get frightened hahahahaha......'

Mommy said

'Ya la... like very tai sai like that....... got driver purposely fetched you to KL for one tea only then come back melaka... hahahaha!'

I said

'Eh then you want me to take bus meh? Later lost how? Later people kidnap how? Later bus accident at high way and havent reach already die how? You also got read newspaper... and bus always have to wait ones... later delay how? And bus ticket one way Rm30,  two ways RM60 already... you own self asked driver fetch me only how much.... I think half bottle petrol only....'

Mommy said

'Ya la ya la.... then you speak what language to them?'

I said

'They speak English to me then I speak English to them.'

She said

'No... I mean you speak Australian English or Malaysian?'

I said

'Of course Australian lah... they already treated me like princess and served me like prime minister daughter... then must let them know I am not cincai cincai person... must got a bit majesty.... si si su su at there like got pangkat ones.... like study abroad came back ones...'

Mommy laughed until cried and said

'Hahahahaha! Sampat lah!!!!'

I said

'What sampat??!! Like this only people dont dare bully me! Like that time, you went Dataran Pahlawan bought clothes and asked me wait you in car, you straight parked at the entrance, then the security guard straight came and knocked my window and told me : Sini Tak Boleh berhenti... he see me one girl in car good bully, I straight speak my Australian slang to him and said: Erm... my mum just went up a little awhile and she is coming back soon. Then the security guard straight scared already, see me not cincai cincai person speaking Australian slang... then he straight ok ok and bowed to me and left....'

Mummy laughed like hell and said

'Hahahahahaha!!! Still Oh Sei lagi... speak Australian slang to other people and let other people think you not good bully.... I really laughed till nothing to say.... still know like that hahahaha!'

I said

'Anah! He thought I little girl good bully, alone sit in car and want to halau me... I straight speak Australian slang and let him know I am not cincai cincai person and implied him to left ! Then he straight ok ok and his head got a bit bowed down and left....'

Mommy keep laughing and said

'Hahahaha! Sampat! Ni zhe ge gua.... still so smart know how to speak like that to threaten people... but sometimes you really have to be like that... people see you rich kid then more dont dare to luan lai....'