Act fainted

Three days ago,

I told hk that next time the method I protect myself is to act fainted.

If once I saw Pn Lye coming out,

then quickly act fainted in front of her;

once she sees me fainted, she will be get frightened then quickly goes in her house.

Hk even laughed and said

"Haha! Can ah..."
I said

'You think she will believes?'

He said

'Depends how great you act....'

Two days ago,

I told Lim Kim Neo I wanted to act fainted if pl comes out,

I thought she will says

'My mum not so stupid'

or

'You are not so easy to fainted.'

or

'You cant act at all.'

It's so surprisingly and unpredictably,

she even said

'If fainted then call ambulance send you to the hospital, common sense.'

One day ago,

I told hk

'That Lim Kim Neo said pl will call ambulance if I act fainted... you not say if I act fainted then pl will scared already then quickly go in?'

Hk said

'Dont hear that Lim Kim Neo said la... from what she thinks doesnt mean what pl thinks... I think pl will scared lo... quickly go in... my opinion is same as what you think... But the thing is you know how to act fainted meh? hahaha!'

I said

'Knew la! just closed my eyes and lie down on floor.'

He even laughed very loud and said

'Hahahaha! You got saw people fainted before or not?'

I said

'Havent....'

He even laughed louder and said

'Hahaha! You never saw before people fainted how you going to act?'

I said

'I dont laugh out lah, then might be look real... Straight closed my eyes and lie down on floor.'

He said

'People fainted usually is straight 180 degree fell down ones oh? You can meh?'

I said

'180 degree from stand to lie down?'

He said

'Anah! Like a flat wood fell on ground like that.'

I said

'Har! Like that not will hit the head?'

He said

'Sometimes lah! That time form 4, I saw a malay girl fainted during perhimpunan. She straight fell on the grass, luckily the ground not too hard.'

I even laughed and said

'There, pl house outside there, the place she park car also got grass, most suitable for me to act there! Hahaha! But I dont dare knock my head, I think I will sit down only lie down....'

He even laughed and said

'hahaha! Nobody pengsan like that ones lah....'

I said

'haiya! Pl dont know ones la... once I closed up my eyes and lie down on floor then she thought I pengsan already!'

He said

'But another thing is got so easy to pengsan meh?'

I said

'Normally people is why only will pengsan?'

He said

'Too hot or too painful or too many people crowded.'

I said

'Too hot and too painful suitable me... For too hot, I just use my hand to flapping around on the air then straight act pengsan, for too painful, if Pl beat me one time I straight act pengsan, my head turn 3 rounds in a rotational circle, then after 3 rounds I straight lie down on floor. Haha! Look alike or not?'

He even laughed at me and said

'haha! I think you played too much of fighting game... some more turn 3 rounds... Funny! You imagine got all few stars on top your head meh?'

I said

'Yes! Is like that! That kind of scenario that we played in the game like that. Three stars encircling on top of the head, got the game sounds Yew yew yew like that... then straight pengsan....'