What a huge joke

What a huge joke!

People are laughing at me because I got an impossible bills for water and electricity.

My house bills appeared $67 for my water bills and $60 for my electricity bills.

When my friends asked me about my house bills and when I told them about this.

All of them laughed together in a silly and loud laughters.

Because they said its really hard to imagine someone has a more expensive water bills than electricity!

LOL!

*This is my electricity bill for 3 months as a whole, means each month is just $60! 

After a bill discussion,

I just realized I one person shower for 3 persons's shower!

LOL!

Uncle Kay Wee said

'Our bills are $67 for three persons and you one person for $67! You got empress shower is it? Hahaha!'

I said

'Because when I take shower, I always talk to my boyfriend through phone with speaker on, our conversation long lasting 30 minutes, so I everyday take shower for 30 minutes!'

Why I said like that,

everyone laughed at me.

Uncle Kay Wee asked me

'So hows about your electricity?'

I said

'Around $60 per month.'

Everyone were shocked but laughed loudly because my electricity bills even cheaper than water bills!

Funny!

Germaine asked

'Why so cheap ones?'

I said

'Because I one person stay only... so its about $15 per week for a month. I dont know about others, because I never ask others before.'

she said

'Electricity very expensive ones leh... one person average is around $120 per month... means one week average is $30 per person, yours is only $15 per week?? How you used till like that ones? Gao Zhi Bi ah? Hahaha!'

When Germaine said like that,

Chinese who understand can't stop laughing Germaine said me Gao Zhi Bi ! Funny!

They clapped hand and laughed at me !

I am quite embarrassed when people used their belly laughed out loud!

I said

'Haha! Because I seldom switch on the light, dont know why I dislike lights ones... so I normally will switch on a bed lamp only when I am in the bedroom... means my whole house electricity only the bed lamp... Haha! Plus some more my eldest sister when she came here visit me, she stay over my place and on heater some more!'

She said

'Walao! Heater super super expensive ones leh! Heater is even expensive than air con! Last time I got one friend, she forgot to switch off her heater for 24 hours, when the bills came, one month $900 plus aussie dollar!'

I said

'Anah! I knew! I also heard people said cannot on heater ones... but my sis very cold mah... then she just on for one night...'

She said

'Walao! How you survive without light oh? Your sis used heater for one night, your monthly bill still can come out $60! And even cheaper than your water bills? You ok mah? hahaha!'

I said

'I used to already... because I dont like bright bright ones... I liked a little bit of brightness like a bed lamp, that's it. My whole house everyday only switch on a bed lamp at night only. Maybe is used to already because my house at Malaysia also like that ones... never open window ones... because my house at Malaysia are all glass, cannot open ones... so I used to survive without windows haha...'

She told another peoples

'Ya lo! I always passed by her apartment unit, because she just stay next two unit from mine only... I felt like I never seen before she open window since the day she moved in! Eh! Really you know? She really never open window since the day she moved in till now!'

When she said like that,

everyone laughed at me together very loud! LOL!

I said

'Ya la! I never open the window before! Haha! Because morning got sunlight outside, even it is dark but still wont dark till everything can't see.'

She said

'Why you dont want open window?'

I said

'I got tried to open one time before, but I dont know how to open, then I never open any more.'

Germaine even said

'Har! You tried to open one time, but you dont know how to open then just dont care any more until now ah?'

I said

'Anah!'

When I said like that,

everyone laughed very loud at me!

But I dont know what so funny?

Germaine said

'Then you no need to cook meh? Our apartment all are electric cooker.... (she is staying the same apartment as me)....'

I said

'Haha! I never cook ones... I just eat anything that no need to cook... like fruits or cereal.... all my refrigerators are snacks! Haha!' 

Germaine said

'Eh you very kesian leh... everyday eat fruits and cereal and live in darkness... not same like jail? Haha!'

I laughed and said

'haha! Maybe my house bigger than jail. Not say dark until cannot see lah... is like the ambience of never switch on the light and window closed in the morning... like that only... but still can see ones... just not that bright as other people house only...'

Germaine even laughed and said

'Haha! I really first time heard about people has a lower electricity bill than water bills! What a huge joke!'

I said

'Or because here is Australia?'

She even said

'No la! Malaysia also like that ones! Every country also the same! Electricity bills sure expensive than water bills ones! And the gap difference is very big ok?'

When Germaine said like that,

indeed,

I recalled of my Malaysia's house,

before I came to Australia,

I saw a clipped water and electricity bills attached together on the table,

I remembered our house electricity bill is approximately RM 2000,

while water bill is only around RM 400 !

Finally,

I realized what Germaine meant :D

It's really a huge gap difference!

That is why they would assumed my house bills as a huge joke because I have a cheaper electricity bill then water bill ! LOL!