He is genius

I am really surprised for my results outcome!

I got distinction for my 'Screen matters' essay!

The one that I mentioned before I couldn't even sit in the lecture cinema for more than 30 minutes for watching a complete film!

LOL!

But yet, 

so surprisingly I got distinction for that subject assignment!

Actually this still need to thanks for Daddy's secret!

Because I complained to daddy about the low grade of assignment 1,

I told daddy

'I very angry that teacher! I wrote so good, he gave me passed only!'

Daddy said

'Maybe you never write the points so teacher minus marks leh? How you know...'

I said

'Got! I wrote edi he never give me marks ones!'

Daddy said

'No, actually you know what? Everyone got different perspectives, maybe you think you wrote already, and you think the things you wrote is correct, but your teacher never think so, so when he thinks as wrong he never gives you mark. Because you are too Zhu Guan already...'

I said

'What is zhu guan?'

He said

'Zhu guan means your own opinion too strong.... means focus more on own opinions?'

I said

'Ohhhh! I knew already, means in English call egoism? Means more concentrated on own opinions?'

Daddy said

'Something like that lah...'

I said

'Then must how to get a good essay? You think I must write how only my lecturer will give me more marks?'

Daddy said

'How I know? I never study university before...'

I said

'Then last time you secondary school leh? Sure got write essay before ones mah! How you write ones?'

Daddy said

'Daddy teach you, when you write something, dont write till too big circle, means straight to the points enough, you twist and turn useless ones... because you loose marks!'

I said

'Maybe... I talk things also like that ones... talk very long ones...'

Daddy said

'Yes... you must straight to the points next time!'

I said

'Some more leh? Last time how you write English essay when you were young?'

Daddy said

'For me, for what I knew is normally conclusion and introduction only got the most 10-20%.... so dont write too much on your conclusion and introduction, because no matter you write how good also wont help me...'

I said

'Eh! You said like that is true also! I saw the introduction/ conclusion marking form only got 20%.... how you know ones?'

Daddy said

'Ya! I knew is like that ones... because introduction and conclusion just roughly introduce what you want to say only... no need write much ones... I think is because your introduction and conclusion have more words, so your contents will become lesser words, lesser words sure lesser marks.... Daddy tell you, content is the most marks ones... can say 60-70% are content, maybe the rest 5% is grammar and essay format... so grammar all that not very important ones...'

I said

'Eiii.... oh ya hor! Pa you very cunning leh! Like that also can let you think of! Haiz... I think si nao jing... I always calculate equally ones... for example I got 2500 words... I write 10 paragraphs then one paragraph is about 250 words...!'

Daddy said

'No need! Introduction you write around 100 words enough edi, conclusion also 100 words enough already, so your content can write more and gain more marks... because introduction and conclusion not many marks ones... dont concern too much...'

I said

'Eh! Pa! You really cunning leh! Why you will think of like that ones?'

Daddy just laughed and say nothing

'Haha!'

I said

'Eh pa! Last time I read Google about face reading, I saw your nose like that is hook nose, Google said hook nose is cunning type ones! Mine is innocent, straight up! Hahaha!'

Funny! Daddy even very serious and said

'Mei You La! Luan Luan Jiang! I where got hook nose!'

This time,

I followed daddy's secret!

I really got distinction! LOL!

Short short introduction and conclusion! Funny!

Sometimes I realized my dad is a genius,

he is smart in everything!

Whatever you asked him, he will 100% definitely gives you answer and explanation!

I felt like he knew about everything.

He knew about math, physics, geography, history, psychology and even language.

Seriously,

let me show off his talents here accordingly one by one.

Math - last time when I studied engineering, he look at my engineering textbook, he even said I knew this tangent, cosin, cos, sin and everything, but if this one multiplied and divide ones I dont know. Papa knew the few fundamental one when I was in form 6, the rest I dont know. He could even teach my younger brother form 4 add math! Seriously!

* LOL! He said last time when he was form 6, teach people add math tuition ones! Teach until he still remembered everything! 

Physics - when we asked: Eh! Why this one like that ones? He can definitely 100% answer and saying, you know why? Because this is friction blah blah blah, then this caused this, when this caused this, then become like this.

*He even can explained out all sort of theories! LOL!

Geography - he knew every countries, and telling us the slope of the sea and caused of tsunami, caused of rain and snowing. LOL! last time we went Europe, I said: Why we go need 15 hours and why come back only need 18 hours? This pilot so laoya ones! Daddy even answered: No! You know why? Because the earth rotate anti-clockwise direction, we go western Europe mah... so the plane is flying to the west, when the earth rotate towards the plane side, so the plane can reach faster... but when we coming back to Malaysia, the plane has to chase the earth, because earth keep rotating against it. 

*All of us were amazed by him! Like this also he can knew!

History - When we went travelled to anywhere, he reached what place also knew which place history! LOL! He were saying last time where conquered where! You knew why here got one hole? Because last time America bombed their church! So blah blah blah! Seriously! He could knew very specific knowledge about history! Even last time when he came Australia visit me, we went to the Musuem, Huay Ling said: Eh! Huay Ching! You see actually Australians all very pretty leh! You look at their faces... all look like UK people... When daddy heard, he even said: Australians gen ben jiu shi UK people mah... we were shocked ! We said har! Daddy said: Ya la! You all dont know ah? Last time Australia is an empty land! No people survive here ones... UK people throw their convicts into the lands of Australia. So Australians are actually the latter of UK's convicts... so all Australians are flowing UK's bloods...

*LOL! We were amazed by him! Go until where also which history he knew!

Psychology - last time he asked me: Ah Ching! Send me your homework through email I want to see! Dont like last time MMU ah! All never do and stay at home! Deadlines all fly away already still dont know! I said: Got lah! I done already! We just go one assignment submitted yesterday! He said: Show me! I want to see what you are learning... I want to know Australia standard!  I said: Got! I will do lah! I submitted already! I show you also you dont know... psychology you know meh? Freud you know meh? LOL! Daddy even said: Knew lah! Freud why I dont know? Very famous psychologist ... all theories he invented ones, he is the world top psychologist, some more still got who ah? Erickson... also very famous ones... this two are shi jie zui li hai ones mah....

*LOL! I were stunned by him! I knew Freud and Erickson because I wrote their theories in essay! Daddy never write anything also know! Just speak through phone only also he knew! LOL! He still knew both of them are the smartest one in the world ! I wondered how he knew everything? Everything you mentioned also he is able to response with that certain knowledge. And he could knew what people did and what people thinking without telling him, last time, he even told the police: Dia ambil tali kah apa kah saya tak tau... (I didnt tell him at all and he almost guessed correctly)... and Hk also said my blog didnt mention tali at all. I asked hk how my father knew ones? Even its not tali, but its chain, almost the same. Hk even said: Maybe your father very smart in knowing what people will do and what people thinking based on personality. Means your father think maybe pn lye will do like that, so he guess it that way and say that way. Hmmm... daddy is genius! Never tell also he can 90% guess out!

Language - he almost know all words whether its chinese, English or Bahasa Melayu. My chinese is not really good and one of the time I simply said something like fen fen bu qing when I am talking, LOL! He knew dont have this word! He said: What fen fen bu qing? Where got this word? I said: Got! You dont know! He said: No lah! Dont have such word! And when he reads my essay, he knew almost words even I used some really rare words to avoid plagiarism! LOL! And sometimes in car, I talked about some funny things that what I talked to my friend, then I would repeated our conversation that what my friend talked (in English) then keep laughing. Then mummy will asked: What is blah blah blah? Then daddy will explain in Chinese, blah blah blah in chinese means blah blah blah! Or else, he will suddenly asked us: Blah blah blah malay call what? No one of us know, he even said: Heng! I never predict you all Malay teruk until like this! Blah blah blah also dont know!

*And we feel like he is the one who knows almost all words, he is just like a dictionary. Besides, he knows grammar some more! Last time, very long time ago, he even told me: Ah Ching! When I saw your blog, I thought your English is normal good only but I never predict your English good until this level, but got some grammar mistakes! LOL! Even grammar also he can detect! I think he can be language teacher. Besides, he knew a lot of weird chinese idioms that we never heard before :P

Hmmmmm....

I think my daddy is a genius.

Because last time when we learned psychology,

it stated the definition of genius refers to an individual who acquire almost or all knowledge just like my father.

LOL! No one thing he doesn't knows, even dont know also can know by guessing :P

He told me

'In this world, everything is attain by hard working. You never pay effort, you going to get lousy result, you pay effort, you going to get good result.'

I told him

'Eh! Pa! I got one friend, that Emily... you knew the one always came our house, she no need study ones... her results came out 4 flat... last time when I still in MMU, she also in MMU, she no need go class ones, she said want to eat dim sum and asked me go eat together with her, even she skipped class also her result very good... and last time hor! She in GBS, she asked me go GBS fetch her, skipped school and go KTV with me, she also got straight A's... she really no need study ones... because I always go her house ones mah... I knew she never study at all ones... she at home do nothing ones... she loiter at home and say very boring and never study, keep lying on sofa, or talk to me, or tie her hair, or change clothes see which clothes pretty or watch TV. Totally never see she study at all, then almost everyday we go KTV, shopping or go behind dataran pahlwan or go cafe! Then result come out straight As and 4 flat!'

*Daddy dont know her but guessed correctly

daddy said

'Because this is very very smart only can like this, if not, normal person sure must study for a long time only got this result.'

I said

'But she never go class, never study at home. How she knows the answer? Plus she study law, law all write essay ones? Essay can get 100% ones meh? How to get 4 flat ones? She never see the answer anywhere but how she knows what is the answer ones?'

Daddy said

'Got lah! Sure got study ones lah! If not how she knows? Maybe you say you didnt saw her study is because she study very fast, means never spend much time on study, but sure she got study.'

I said

'Eh yes yes yes! How you know? She got study! But not many times and the the duration she study is short. Last time she asked me go old town study with her, she just study 15 minutes, she said very boring want go KTV already. Exactly what you said! Got study, but not much.'

Daddy said

'Ya la! Because in this case, she has a very good comprehensive skill and good memorizing skill, means she comprehend thing very fast and memorize already never forget.'

I said

'Yes yes yes! She never tell me she got good comprehensive skill, but she told me she remember things very fast ones, she said she saw one time then knew already. Her biology and sejarah very good ones! All 100% ones...'

Daddy said

'Emily which one edi ah?'

I said

'Duhhhh... last time when you eating in kitchen, she talked to you non stop ones! Hahaha! Funny last time! When you chewing the vegeterian foods, you keep Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm because she keep talking and you cannot response to her as you are eating...'

Daddy said

'Ohhhh... I remembered which one already...'

I said

'She is the most brave ones among my friends, all my friends are very afraid of you, when saw your car at home, then they will tell me: I wait you in car or I dont dare go down! But Emily is the one who dare to talk to you hahahaha! And normally my friends when you asked them thing, they only answered what you asked, but Emily dare to talk her grandma stories to you! Haha! Her person very good ones... and she no need study also can get 4 flat ones...'

Daddy said

'Ya la! Mostly must hard working only got good results ones... if like her case, must got both things, comprehensive skill and memory skills... because she understand things very fast, means she read already then she understand already, some people sit in front of book for many hours, but dont understand also useless, so the most important is understand. And memory also very important, you understand already then during exam forgot also useless. So the most important thing is comprehensive and memory.'

I said

'Ei ! You said like that very true leh! Hung Kiat also like that ones... I tell you... last time he told me he never go out at all because his mum everyday wants him study, then I asked him why you everyday study, your SPM will fail ones? He said because he just sit in front of the book only, never read ones... means sit and wait only...'

Daddy said

'Ya la! No matter how long you sit in front the book, you never go and understand also useless. When you sit in front of the book, try to understand, dont waste time, like your friend Emily, very fast right? Want to play everyday also can! Go everywhere also can!'

I said

'Anoh! Hung Kiat very weird ones! I asked him: Why since you already sit in front of the book, you dont want read? He said: Dont understand what it means then dont want read already.'

Daddy said

'Ya! This is why I said comprehensive skill very important, you dont understand how you go exam?'

I said

'But very weird leh... he said dont understand what it means... sure the book got wrote why why why like this ones mah... what he means leh? How to say dont understand? Book is a thing for us to understand the knowledge, how to say he dont understand if he reads?'

Daddy said

'No... his meaning is some people language not good, they dont understand the sentences, that is why they cannot know the whole story. They already cannot recognize words, how to read things and understand things?'

I said

'Yes yes yes! Exactly true from what you said! Hung Kiat said sometimes his friend chat with him in facebook, then the sentences he dont know he just skipped away and only answered the part he understand. Haha!'

*That friend is actually lcl ! LOL!

Daddy said

'Ya la! Because some people cannot recognize words, so they dont know the meaning of the sentence.'

I said

'But how to say dont recognize words? Go to school sure recognize words ones mah...'

He said

'Some people because never listen in class so they dont know the words that teacher taught in class...'

I even laughed and said

'Last time in school also I almost everyday never go to class, but now I also knew a lot of words like you... Haha! Funny! When my friend asked me what is Pi Ti in English, I said Snivel... she asked what is Ha Qiu in English, I said sneeze, she asked what is the sleeping voice in English, I said snoring, she asked what is yue jing shi diao in English, I said menstrual disorder.... she asked me what is papat in English, I said Vagina... she asked me what is the round round ones at men's kukubird, I said prostate! Hahahahaa!'

*LOL! I really cant hold back my laughters and crazy laughing up to 30 seconds!

Funny! Daddy is a little bit shy,

he get speechless in the phone (30 secs), giggled silently and said

'Hao liao hao liao hao liao! Bu Shan Bu Shi Ni Zui Li Hai !'

I said

'Hahaha! Last time form 3 Science exam got come out mah... Prostate mah I know lah... I still get 2 marks from it some more for spelling the name out! Hahahaha! And last time our psychology got learned the words Medulla Oblongata and Manuela Berlingeri in brain structure! Pa ! You can read this two or not? Medulla Oblongata and Manuela Berlingeri! Dont get tongue tied and geri here geri there like indian oh! Hahaha!'

Funny! When I said like that,

I totally lost control laughing out loud even talking to daddy,

when I laughed till half way,

daddy has no time to wait me laugh!

He cut off my laughters and said

'Hao liao hao liao hao liao! Qun Qun! (quiet)... Ching! Papa got appointment, have to go already. Got clients want to see me! Next time only talk to you.'

LOL! 

I wonder at night also got clients?

Anyway,

I am who I am,

this is a part of my personality!

Can't stop talking, can't stop laughing, can't stop making fun!

Well,

tomorrow I will show you my distinction assignment by putting it into my blog!

Because I dont have microsoft words in my laptop at home,

so I can't open the file at all.

So just wait for tomorrow :D