At least
At least,
this time conversation with lkn, I am more happy; less afraid of her, daringly talk back her.
*She typed one sentence; I talked back two sentences :D
In fact,
it made me realized sometimes I have to change my perspective when dealing with her,
Hmmmm!
When I am not in front of her I wouldn't afraid of her,
I dare to speak and challenge her about everything,
when not in front of her,
she wouldn't has a chance to talk win me :D
Because I am just this kind of person who could give immediate responses about what the opposite side is disputing.
I talked back in a humorous way;
even boast I could be a future actress :D
But disappointedly,
I forgot to tell her
'I have similar mole of Rainie Yang which lie under my cheek. My mine is not big as hers only! Haha!'
Certainly,
I think the way I chat with her shouldn't take it so serious,
I should be more humorous and daring.
I almost joked from the beginning till the end;
my quick sarcastic joke made her really speechless.
Haha!
And she kept saying me that I bluffing around,
I forgot to talk back her
'I bluff people? Are you sure? I never being bluffed by people consider very good edi leh... haha!'
Sometimes,
I really felt that I have a sort of quick reaction intelligence.
When she said of I am pretending pain and emotional distress in front of them to get sympathy.
That time,
I am thinking
'Should I say yes or no? If say not pretend, its real, means she will think I scared of her? If I say is pretend, its fake emotions, then she will think I act ones and not afraid of her?'
Everything is so unbelievable; my both brains reaction is really so fast,
within 5 seconds,
I could straight replied her
'Yes, I am pretending. So can I become actress next time?'
It just like one stone kill two birds,
it giving her a sort of unconscious impression about I not afraid of her and at the same time made it as joke to imply her that I am smart in acting,
it indoctrinate her about "I know what you doing as I am acting only".
Thus,
next time when she gonna does something to me,
she thinks twice before doing an action.
LOL!
After a phone chat with Hung Kiat,
Hung Kiat even said my instantaneous reaction and the thing I response is really brilliant, Haha :D
LOL!
Before we hang up the phone call just now,
I told Hung Kiat
'Eh! You see! I one stone kill two birds, haha lye chuin li said I pretended cried so I can get sympathy from her mum to stop beat me, then I told : Of course I pretended lah! I can cried ! I very clever!... Do you think after I said like this, then she will think I very clever and actually acting in front of her? So next time they don't dare simply do any things to me already since they think me just acting after I said like that? And also they think I am just acting so in fact I not afraid of her and her mum? Do you think one stone kill two birds? Means after I said I am acting already she will think I not scared of them? Haha! after this... no need crack my head go and tell her whether I not scared her or I scared of her already?'
Hung Kiat said
'But, I still think impossible leh... I think she think you real cry... because where got so easy to roll tears ones? If want to cry very hard ones leh...'
I said
'Can leh... some people really can ones... I watched the movie, real case ones... got one 4 years old Taiwanese... xiao xiao bing... they said he is prodigy... then they test him, give him a story, then used timer to record how long he takes time to cry when heard the story, within 10 seconds he can straight cried... I saw from youtube entertainment program...'


He said
'Say d lo... prodigy mah... normal person very hard to cry ones...'
I said
'This Xiao Xiao Bing's father... really untung has this prodigy child... u know this xiao xiao bing, he one year only can earn $8 Million Taiwan dollar you know?'
(His father and new mother)
He said
'Anah! 8Million possible lah... now all Taiwan movie also got him... why dont have? Some more he got do endorsement and presided a lot of TV programs....'
I said
'But those actors in movie leh? How they cried ones? I saw they can cried when talking?'
He said
'Before they shoot a scene, those actors already sat beside and prepared to cried ones... so when they start shooting, then can straight cried out... means ready already....'
I said
'How you know?'
He said
He said
'I knew la... because last time got people find me to act singapore movie at Ji Chang Jie mah... they asked me to act as gangster... is a fighting scene... then after they fight... got one actor he want to act cry scene... then the director wait him beside... wait he prepared to cry edi only they shoot....'
I said
'Then why that Taiwanese xiao xiao bing? He can straight cried within 10 seconds ones when heard a story?'
He said
'That one is exceptional different saying la... the rest actors are all normal person only...'
I said
'Hmmmm.... then I should tell her I am exceptional one... Haha!'
He said
'Hahaha! If you really are exceptional one, you early early already go acting... no need study anymore... straight earn big money...'
I said
'The most rude and no manners you know what she said me? She said me nobody wants me because I hyperactive dont know follow instruction.... you see lah! Hurt people self esteem.... Initially I really want go acting path and earn big money ones lo... now she said like that already, hurt my self-esteem and I give up edi lo....'
When I joked like that,
Hk laughed and said
'Hahahaha! Sampat!'
I said
'Eh wait wait wait... I think I really can cried out within 10 seconds leh... you see that time Buka Puasa at MITC when Datin saw my mum, when Datin mentioned of add math incident, 5 seconds like that I can straight cried... within 10 seconds leh... and that time at Chlorophyll concert, when Datin asked me about how add math incident happened, I haven't start saying already cry out first, also within 5 seconds! Means I also can heard a story then straight cried out like xiao xiao bing! Means I also prodigy?'
Hk even laughed and said
'Hahaha! No la... yours is because this story is your trauma so you will cried... like I simply say a story to you see you will cry or not... if I simply say a story to you and you can cry then means can prove you are prodigy... xiao xiao bing is they just randomly created a story to him, and he can cried for that story within 10 seconds, means that story has no emotion to him and is unrelated to him, but he still can cried. That one is real prodigy.'
I said
'Haiya! Overall, lcl dont know ones lah... from what I said she just assumed what I think only... I said pretend means pretend la... she where got think so a lot? So she will think I not scared of her since is acting... because if I scared of her, how dare I act in front of her? So she will think I not scared of her only I dare to act in front of her... how you think? Haha! Am I clever?'
The most funny,
hk even said
'No bah? Beat until like that where wont cry? I think I slap her one time she already cry out...'
When hk said like that I really can't stop laughing!
Because is too funny hk said like that! Hahaha!
When I keep laughing,
hk said
'Anah! Not correct meh?'
I said
'You think she will really cry if you slap her one time?'
he said
'I think 100% sure she cries... her person not very easy to cry ones meh?'
I said
'how you know?'
He said
'Can feel out lah.... because through the way she talked, I felt like her person very emotional and impulsive ones... normally people who very emotional and impulsive are cried easily ones...'
I said
'NO lo... My person also very emotional and impulsive one but I where got cried easily? Even I very afraid of painful, but I wont because of painful then cry, but I will only because of sad or afraid only I cried.'
He said
'Then why that night I heard you cried in the phone when pl beat you?'
I said
'Normally people beat me I wont cry ones... no matter how painful I will still withstand and wont cried at all, even my father beat me at home so many years already, I no one time cry before... seriously... but that night when she keep on beat me, then I straight recalled of add math that day, the same way she beat me... then I was like having flashback of that add math day, is like slowly and slightly remembered the scene when I was kicking, then inside my head got a type of feeling which is like undergo electrotherapy that type... pain 3 seconds pain 3 seconds like that... then I straight cried out...'
He said
'Ah then means painful then cried lah... since you said the feeling is like pain 3 seconds pain 3 seconds then only you cried... means you will cried because of pain...'
I said
'Aiya electrotherapy that one sure different saying la... you know how painful was that or not? You testing on the switch and shock your hand by yourself and see la... see whether painful or not... even sometimes like you switch off the TV switch, one second current induce your hand also your hand will quickly put off, what to say lie down at there and let the electric shock for 30 minutes?'
Hk said
'Aiya... the current they used wont electrocuted you die ones lah! Sure got a specific current limit ones...'
I said
'Of course la! If no limit, who dare to go? All go not all die?'
When I said like that,
Hk non stop laughing very loud at me! Haha!
He said
'You ah! Like to talk back... funny! everything also you got things to response...'
Eh??!!!
Daddy just SMS me in one second ago,
weird!
Why daddy will SMS me in the midnight as normally he will fall asleep around 11pm?
Now my mind is doubting lcl !
Is she kidding with me or she really printed that conversation and send to him that I said I need attention from him?
But,
I just kidding with her and not seriously mean that :P
LOL!
LOL!
Because I just wanna talk back to her so I answered her that way for fun!
LOL!
Is she really printed that page to my father?
Why daddy would sent me this message? What his pure hidden meaning?
Got buy medicine or not - Hung Kiat remind me can edi what, why need him this big boss to remind me?
OMG! Got so fast? 3 hours ago?
But 3 hours could be consider slow enough to print a page?
But,
I am so embarrass if daddy really see this! Haha!
Because I really not that meaning which want him pay attention to me,
I just want to talk back to lim kim neo,
so I wrote
'Clever you! How you know?'
If daddy really reads it,
omg! Damn embarrass!
I still wrote
'No problem'
(some more give smiley face :P)
some more wrote
'my aim achieve! Congratzzzz'
LOL!
I really can't stop laughing myself now if he really read this.



















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